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Welcome to Alisanne's Slash Friendly Asylum!
I have now transferred all my LJ posts here and this will be my primary posting journal unless fandom ends up elsewhere. For the moment all fic posts in this journal will remain open, although I still think it's a good idea to keep adult stories out of the hands of teh chillins, so police yourselves, okay? And if you're too young to be reading here, don't (or at least don't tell me!).
I love making friends so I'm happy to add back people who friend me, just... it'd be nice if you'd say that you're of age to read adult material, k? I dunno how things will work in this new environment, but it seems like a basic precaution to take.
And, as always, non-slashers are welcome, I just liked this banner. :)
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Time for the yearly wrap up. :)

First, an explanation. I know a lot of people don't consider drabbles to be worth talking about, but I do. I like drabbling, and honestly, I spend a fair amount of time on mine. Often I spend days perfecting drabbles, and I often have a whole back story in my head when I write them, so why shouldn't I include them here, right?
Anyway, for those who don't care for drabbles, stories over 10000 words are denoted with a *.

I'll start with the gen and the more unusual pairings I wrote this year.
Gen/Unusual Pairings )
As you know, I also love my H/D, and here's the list of H/D fics I did this year sorted by rating.
H/D Fics )
And, because best friends deserve some love too, here are my Harry/Ron fics for the year. All drabbles, I'm afraid, although maybe in 2010 I'll manage a longer H/R fic. :)
H/R fics )
As many of you know, I have great affection for Neville. Here are the fics I wrote featuring him.
Neville fics )
And, of course, I may have written a few Snarry stories...
Snarry )
And, for those who are interested in a bit of Drapery, I wrote some of that, too. :)
SS/HP/DM )
And I do like to pair Severus with other people...
Non-Snarry Snape fics )
And, finally a little Snupin rounds it all out.
Snupin )
So, that was it. I wrote more than this in 2009, but there are several fest that have yet to do reveals.

Total word count: 339300, which breaks down into ~114,800 words of Snarry, ~93,900 words of H/D, 31693 of Neville fic, 15820 words of Drapery, 39750 of Het and the rest are assorted ficlets and drabbles with odd (for me) pairings.

Addicted? Me? I have no idea what you're talking about. ;)
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Immovable Unspeakable meets Irresistible Hit Wizard
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Challenge: Written for the 2009 [profile] hd_career_fair.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley/Hermione Granger (implied), Blaise Zabini/Luna Lovegood (implied)
Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are just average, ordinary wizards working in dull positions at the Ministry and leading average, ordinary lives. Or, at least, that's what they'd like everyone -- including each other -- to believe.
Warnings: AU
Word Count: ~10,800
Author's Notes: Inspired by an irresistible prompt from [personal profile] orpheus_samhain, who requested Draco as a MoM appointed hitman, very sikrit, Minister wouldn't like the public to know that from time to time he orders a murder; Harry is an Unspeakable. Somehow their paths cross during one of Draco's assignments, that so happens to be one of Harry's, only he's expected to achieve the opposite effect. If they know each other outside their work is a bonus. Requested additions: a knife, hood, night, champagne. Orpheus, I hope this is what you imagined.
Thank you to the [profile] hd_career_fair mods for hosting this fest and to [personal profile] eeyore9990 and [profile] sevfan, without whom this story would have made much less sense.
Recognizable content belongs to JKR, with some plot elements borrowed from the hilarious movie, Mr and Mrs Smith.

Immovable Unspeakable meets Irresistible Hit Wizard )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Two Lords a Leaping
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Challenge: Written for the 2009 [community profile] snarry_games. I was on Team Cauldron.
Genre(s): Fandom Crossovers and/or Fusions and Alive and Kicking (or Snape EWE)
Prompt(s): Angels and Demons
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: PG-13, *Character death/NOT Harry or Snape*
Word Count: 16200
Summary: This is the story of what happened the day a Potions master teamed up with Time Lord to stop a megalomaniac from taking over the world.
Author Notes/Disclaimers/Betas This is an HP/Dr Who crossover. The Specific episode of Dr Who referenced here is Blink, the Doctor referenced is Ten as played by David Tennant.
Endless thanks to my beta readers, [profile] sevfan, [personal profile] eeyore9990 and [personal profile] leela_cat, who whipped this into shape. Kudos also to the moderators of the Snarry Games for allowing me to play again. And, as I’m sure you’re aware, nothing you recognize is mine. Certain passages contain direct quotes from the book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.


Two Lord a Leaping )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: The Unspeakable Truth
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Challenge: Written for the 2009 [profile] hermionebigbang.
Pairing/Characters: Lucius/Hermione, Ron/Hermione (briefly), Lucius/Narcissa, Charlie/Harry, Severus/Draco/Harry
Summary: Hermione finally gets her dream job, but who would have predicted it would take her back to the scene of her nightmares?
Genre: Drama, romance, hurt/comfort
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death (not Hermione)
Word Count: 24,600

The Unspeakable Truth )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Papa Mia
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Other pairings/threesome: Sky/Eileen (OCs), past Shacklebolt/Snape and Lupin/Snape implied.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 15,620
Warning(s): AU, filk, somewhat sexually irresponsible Snape.
Prompt: #110: Mamma Mia Snarry! Originally written for the 2009 [community profile] snape_potter Snarry a Thon fest.
Summary: Every girl wants her father at her wedding, but what if you have three possible fathers? Then you have to get creative.
A/N: Thank you to my wonderful beta readers, [personal profile] eeyore9990 and [profile] sevfan, and to [personal profile] eeyore9990 for all the help with filking the lyrics (we had so much fun!). Delta, I hope you enjoy this, hon. All lyrics are in italics and are (for the most part) the ones composed by the rock group ABBA. The lyrics to “Dancing Queen” and “Our Last Summer”, however, have been filked to the tune of the original songs.

Papa Mia )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Perfect Day
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Written for [insanejournal.com profile] snape100's Challenge #280: Lusty month of May
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Perfect Day )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Wheeee!
The always lovely [insanejournal.com profile] celandineb wrote me Snarry. *glomps her*
Go check it out: After. It's simply beautiful. *happy sigh*
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
As always on this day, I posted my [insanejournal.com profile] daily_deviant. This month, in celebration of Masturbation Month, most of the d_d theme are wanking related.
My fic is... het wanking? LOL.
And please heed the warnings. This is prolly as dubconny as I get.

Title: The Interview
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Harry Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism, dubcon.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Handjobs/fingering
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Sometime you just need to do what it takes to get the job.
Author's notes: Thank you to [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan for the use of her fabulous beta skills.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Interview

Also, I have reposted my April D_D fic HERE in my journal. :)
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Happy Birthday to

[insanejournal.com profile] anotherslashfan!


AND



[insanejournal.com profile] sassykat323!


Many Happy Returns to you both! :)
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Whee!
So the [insanejournal.com profile] hp_april_fools reveals went up today, so I can now claim the 'art' I made for [insanejournal.com profile] westernredcedar. *g* Well, 'art' may be stretching it, although I admit it was fun to create. That dragon gave me such fits. *pokes it*
See it here: Not Alone. I am pretty proud of the pervy Ford Anglia, actually, and I even got the Golden Squid for Perviest Automobile Award™. *dances*

Thanks so much to [insanejournal.com profile] centaury_squill, who drew me yummy Kingsley/Charlie in School Reunion, and managed to get the Golden Squid for Most Enthusiastic Blowjob Award™ for her efforts. Heh.

Do go and check out all the fab arts and fics!
And thanks again to the mods who always make this such a good time. *smishes*
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Relationship Recipe
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Prompt: Written for [insanejournal.com profile] harryron100's prompt: Molly’s recipe
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/Erotica, no warnings
A/N: Molly wants the best for her children.
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Relationship Recipe )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
*takes break from INSANE day to post last week's fic wrap up*
Ali's list of fics: April 27th - May 3rd )
And I am awash in fest fics that are due. Can someone remind me what happened to my vow not to do, like, every fest? *sigh*
Ali’s list of WsIP )

Sadly, the [insanejournal.com profile] snape_potter Snarry_a_thon completed posting last night. Just in case you've missed anything, there is a Week Three Round up post and, for anyone interested in winning some fabulous art, there is a contest going on. :)

I hope to have another recs post up as soon as I finish my Thong reading.

And, speaking of reading, is anyone following the [insanejournal.com profile] hd_smoochfest? Some yummy HDs are going up over there. I shall be reccing some of those entries, too. *g*
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Dance Practice
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for [insanejournal.com profile] snarry100's Challenge #160: May Day
Warning(s): Fluff
A/N: Harry needs practice. Severus is happy to help.
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Dance Practice )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Happy Birthday to

[insanejournal.com profile] zalil_z!


Have a wonderful day!
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Time for some recs.
I admit that I am sadly behind in my reading, and now that I am about to really immerse myself in writing (Snarry Games and Hermione Big Bang are breathing down my neck) my time is likely to get even more scarce. BUT, I have been following [insanejournal.com profile] hd_smoochfest and, of course, the Snarry_a_ThongThon so here are some must sees. I hope to catch up with the longer Thong fics that I've missed in a day or so. *wishes for Time-Turner*

Smoochfest:

ART: I'll Be Yours.
H/D of course, and it's animated art, but it's beautifully drawn. The colors practically glow off the page and I have a soft spot for Snake!Draco. Mmmm.

FIC: Grab the Dragon by its Tail.
Set after LV's death and Harry's victory, this is a very clever conversation between Draco and Pansy that highlights all their cunning Slytherin properties. I suspect that Harry doesn't stand a chance. Good thing they're on his side. *g*

Snarry Thong:

ART: Brokeback Mountain Snarry.
I have a confession, I never saw this movie. Despite that, however, this painting is just what I imagined the movie was like. Heartbreaking, beautiful, epic. *sigh* Just gorgeous.

Potions Master's Dream.
You all know my weakness for Harry inna skirt, yes? Well, it seems Severus has the same weakness. Imagine that? *wg* Simply delicious skirt!porn.

Nightshade.
My reaction to this was simply flailing and drooling. A must see. The rating says it's G but in all honesty the heat sizzling off the page made it feel like R at least. ;)

Fic: La Petite Mort.
Okay so yes, it has a death warning, but no matter, this is HILARIOUS and perfect. If anyone was worried about angst, cast that out of your mind now. And may I just say, I can so see Severus reacting this way when confronted with divine beings. *giggles* GO READ IT!

Negative Irrational Multiplication.
Harry has a filthy mouth! He's been through a lot, though, so I suppose it's understandable. I really enjoyed this one, just because I liked this Harry. he's very down to earth.

That's all I have for now. As I mentioned, I have a long list of Thong fics to read, so I should have more recs once I catch up. Who thought I'd be bemoaning the deluge of Snarry? ;)
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: First Kiss
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Pairing: N/A
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: mild angst
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Challenge: Written for [insanejournal.com profile] neville100's prompt #67: Kiss
Disclaimer:The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Against all odds, Neville remembers.

First Kiss )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Stubborn Child
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: G
Written for [insanejournal.com profile] snape100's Challenge #279: Random Quotes 2009. Prompt #5: My father was often angry when I was most like him. - Lillian Hellman (1905 - 1984)
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Mpreg if you squint.
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Stubborn Child )
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Happy Birthday to

[insanejournal.com profile] phoenix_279!


Many happy returns!
By <lj user=mysticmirth>
Title: Now Who's the Parrot?
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Character(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Warning(s): Fluff
Challenge(s): Written for [insanejournal.com profile] slytherins100's prompt #73: Parrot
Word count: 100
Author's notes: Severus has a proposition.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Now Who's the Parrot? )

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