Poem: Ode to His Slytherin
Title: Ode to His Slytherin
Author:![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alisanne
Rating: PG
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word count: 91
Genre: Poetry - English (Shakespearean) Sonnet.
Warnings: Poetry, Oi.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Notes: Written for![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
poetic_hp's February challenge: Chocolate.
Thanks tosevfan and emynn for beta-reading.
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Ode to His Slytherin
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Valentines and chocolates go together they say,
But ‘they’ don’t contend with sulky beaus.
Sarcasm and wit are fun when at play,
Though not when others get romantic prose.
Still, there are advantages when one’s lover’s dour,
Yet there’s no doubt of his ardour.
Trust me, when he blows me in the shower,
It compensates for his not placing a cake order.
So while others may get confections galore,
And I get a scowl and glare,
No one should think our relationship poor,
Since I’ve a man who loves my derriere.
~
Author:
alisanneRating: PG
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word count: 91
Genre: Poetry - English (Shakespearean) Sonnet.
Warnings: Poetry, Oi.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Notes: Written for
poetic_hp's February challenge: Chocolate. Thanks to
sevfan and emynn for beta-reading. ~
Ode to His Slytherin
~
Valentines and chocolates go together they say,
But ‘they’ don’t contend with sulky beaus.
Sarcasm and wit are fun when at play,
Though not when others get romantic prose.
Still, there are advantages when one’s lover’s dour,
Yet there’s no doubt of his ardour.
Trust me, when he blows me in the shower,
It compensates for his not placing a cake order.
So while others may get confections galore,
And I get a scowl and glare,
No one should think our relationship poor,
Since I’ve a man who loves my derriere.
~