I like to think that Snape didn't marry Harry for the way he looked in skintight jeans...plus the fact that Harry's no one's prize either (didn't a twin call him a 'speckly, scrawny, git?')

I squealed at that. Harry's ugly. Snape's no beaut. They belong together. And thaz's the truth.

You can just TELL I am a poet, can't you? :P