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alisanne ([personal profile] alisanne) wrote2007-09-04 10:16 am
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Fic: Good Planning

Title: Good Planning
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry's worked out an incentive plan that even Severus will go for.
Word Count: 765
Genre: Erotica, humor
Warnings: None (er, well, porn. Heh)
A/N: Written for my lovely [insanejournal.com profile] lesyeuxverts00 as a birthday ficlet. She requested Snarry, prompt: skirtporn. Boy, does she know me or what? ;) Happy birthday, m'love! *snuggles*
Beta: Who else? [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Good Planning

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“This was very badly planned,” Severus complained.

Harry glanced over at him. “What was?” he asked.

“Have you looked at the programme? The wedding ceremony ends at three o’clock but the reception doesn’t start until five. What are people supposed to do for two hours?”

Harry shrugged. “I suppose it’s an opportunity to go back to their homes or hotels and freshen up,” he said lamely.

Severus rolled his eyes. “Freshen up?” he snapped. “This is as fresh as I get. It’s ridiculous to waste all this time in between. What are they doing now, anyway? Why is there such a delay?”

“Well, I think they’re taking pictures --”

“It’s bloody inconsiderate is what it is,” Severus continued, rolling over Harry’s comment. “First they insist we wear these inane outfits, and then they make us wait about in the cold while they wander off to take pictures! Remind me why I agreed to attend this thing with you?”

“Severus, it’s Minerva’s wedding! Of course we had to come.”

“I knew this would be a bad idea,” he muttered, looking away.

Harry sighed. It had taken all his skills to persuade Severus into coming to this, and it had only been when Minerva had begged that he’d relented and agreed. Harry knew he needed to think of a distraction, and fast.

Severus harrumphed, crossing his arms and making the kilt he was wearing rise as he did so. Harry was suddenly faced with a close look at Severus’ thighs and with the glimmer of an idea.

“Maybe we should go just to the reception hall early?” he suggested, sidling closer to Severus.

“And what good would that do?” Severus returned grumpily. “I doubt there will be food or drink ready now. We shall have hours to sit and wait.”

Harry grasped his arm. “Oh, I think we can find something to do for a couple of hours,” he said.

“As long as you do not expect me to socialize with anyone, I suppose it would be all right,” he allowed.

“We’ll stay away from others,” Harry promised with a grin.

Severus rolled his eyes, but allowed Harry to Side-Along-Apparate him with only some small grumbling beneath his breath.

~

“What... time... is it?” Harry gasped, his breath hitching with every thrust Severus made.

Severus nipped at his shoulder. “Why do you care, brat?” he rasped, snapping his hips emphatically. “Is my fucking not enough to keep you occupied?”

Harry groaned, the drag of Severus’ cock against his inner muscles making it hard to formulate a coherent thought. There was a reason they should have been paying attention to the time, but for the life of him he couldn’t recall why.

He bent his head, his half-closed eyes managing to focus on a mirror on an opposing wall, and he groaned. They looked fabulous: Severus with his cock sliding in and out of him, and Harry, his arse bared where the edge of his kilt had been shoved up, pushing back and meeting every thrust.

Severus’ kilt was on the floor by his feet where he’s dropped it after complaining that he couldn’t see Harry’s mouth as he’d begun sucking him off when they arrived.

Harry’s fingernails clawed for purchase as Severus sped up, and he wailed as his orgasm hit him, his seed spurting out of him and onto the ornate desk they had usurped for this purpose.

Severus followed soon after, grinding his hips against Harry’s arse as he spilled inside him with a low grunt and a shudder. He rested against Harry’s back, catching his breath before pulling out.

Harry moaned as he felt Severus’ come dripping out of him.

Severus chuckled wickedly. “I would take care of that in a more... intimate way, but we do have that infernal reception to attend, so there’s no time now.” He sucked the lobe of Harry’s ear into his mouth and Harry swallowed heavily, groaning as his prick twitched. Severus did love to lick his come out of Harry...

A Cleansing Spell tingled over him and Harry straightened up off the desk, trying to smooth his kilt down and make it look as if he’d not been doing what it was clear he had been doing.

By the time he turned around, Severus was completely dressed and looked impeccable. “Shall we go?” he asked, extending his arm. “I expect the happy couple will have arrived by now and the reception will be in full swing.”

As Harry took his arm, he smiled. He imagined it would be much easier to talk Severus into attending more weddings with him now.

~

[identity profile] sirius_my_luv.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
snarry. in kilts. having dirty man-sex. im in heaven, dear *loves you silly*. this totally got me out of my 'back-to-school' funk (well, for the time being. i have to go back on thursday *sniffle*)

cheers!!!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Aww! Sorry about school but thrilled that this cheered you up! *hugs*
And yes, I think I've decided that all Snarry should involve skirts somehow. Even if it's only in my imagination. Heh.
Thanks, doll!

[identity profile] araneae.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, got to love kilts =)

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. I think it's a rule. *wg*
Thanks! :)

[identity profile] lalaith_niniel.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So apparently I have a kilt kink, 'cause that had me going ooohhh. God I love Minerva right now (and you, of course).

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehehe. Aaaaand the skirtpron love spreads. Excellent!
And yes, Minerva knows what she's about. ;)
Thanks!

[identity profile] jaddziadax.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
ah kilts = win O:

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Heee. *nods* Snarry should always involve kilts, I've decided. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[identity profile] megyal.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, kilts! Those work for me, so very much.

*imagines their knees...and a strong breeze...*

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, that is a lovely vision. *drools with you*
Thanks, my dear! :)

[identity profile] gertrude13.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I will never be able to attend a wedding again without thinking of your fic. *snickers*

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Then my work here is done. Heh!
Thanks so much! :)

[identity profile] arcencielfw.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely! The idea of snarry in kilt is fabulous and the sex... so sexy! But hey, you are you and snarry are snarry so I think that's the best result! ^.^

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. yes, I think the consensus is that Snarry should always have kilts. And you know, that's a rule I could live with. *g*
Thanks, my dear!

[identity profile] svartalfur.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kilts + Snarry = a perfect match. :D

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. You could be right. ;)
Thanks, hon!

[identity profile] cblue9.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A very nice way to spend time in weddings. And those kilts sure make that task easier. : )

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! The easy access is another reason kilts are so appealing, I think. ;)
Thank you!

[identity profile] quite_grey.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
“Why do you care, brat?” he rasped, snapping his hips emphatically. “Is my fucking not enough to keep you occupied?”

That is possibly the best Snape line I have ever read in my entire life. And kilts! Omg, kilts! I started reading this in the lounge between classes, and I could barely control my blushy fangirl giggling at your naughty little fic. Great job!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha! I hope it made your next class a bit more bearable. *g*
And yes, I imagine Severus is pretty snarky even during sex, hence that line. ;)
Thanks!

[identity profile] vimeslady.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
“Freshen up?” he snapped. “This is as fresh as I get."

LOL!!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hahah. Yes, you picked my favorite line. I cracked up when writing that. It seems to be SUCH a Severus thing to say. :)
Thanks for the comment. *g*

[identity profile] majmunka.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
yummmmm, I want to see Sev wearing that kilt. Second thought: I want to see him without it ;)

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
*grin*
Yes, I think we all agree on that point. ;)
Thanks!

[identity profile] accioslash.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm...kilts. What was I going to say? Oh, yes, “This is as fresh as I get." Such a great line. ;D

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, yes. Kilts are terribly distracting, aren't they? Mmmm...
Thanks, my dear!

[identity profile] moonlitdark.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
his arse bared where the edge of his kilt had been shoved up, pushing back and meeting every thrust

I can't express how much I love you right now! Oh, I love kilt fics! This is wonderful!!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
*blushes* You did a pretty good job of expressing yourself, actually. :)
I do have a soft spot for men in skirts and kilts, and from the response to this one, it looks as if other people do, too!
Thanks so much, my dear! *hugs*

[identity profile] inamac.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Och! What a braw wee fic...

Something more than the reception in full swing, methinks.

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha! Indeed, I supect you're right. ;)
Thank ye kindly! *g*

[identity profile] iulia_linnea.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Severus nipped at his shoulder. “Why do you care, brat?” he rasped, snapping his hips emphatically. “Is my fucking not enough to keep you occupied?”

Hee! Severus is even a sex-grump. *glee*

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Of course he is. Can you see him being all tender and shit?
*Ignores the fact that she has written him that way in the past*
Thanks, hon! *giggles*

[identity profile] ships_harry.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
trying to smooth his kilt down and make it look as he’d not been doing what it was clear he had been doing.

*giggles*

My other favourite lines have already been picked out by folk. It's full of good phrases! Lovely :D.

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Severus always seems to be impeccable, and Harry so messy that I could just see this happening, you know? *g*
Thanks ever so!

[identity profile] brixxx.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
guh...

Fantastic. You manage to pack so much punch into one drabble!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, thanks so much! :)
*drools at Cap'n Jack*

[identity profile] sweetmelodykiss.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! I've got a terrible weakness for men in kilts. Oh, the visions this fic stirred up. Awesome!!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, yes. I definitely share that weakness. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[identity profile] jillypooh.insanejournal.com 2007-09-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Men in kilts never go out of style! This is wicked good.

Ps. I've friended you so I can more closely stalk I mean watch your fics. *grin*

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. Kilts should be a fashion staple. *g*
Thanks for commenting, and welcome! :)

[identity profile] aura_wolf.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
*incoherent babbling* <---of the good variety!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*
I'll take that as a compliment, thank you! :)

[identity profile] dracoluvah.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Loved the Snarry kilt sex.

And Snape wanting to lick his come out of Harry!
Impressive!

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the muse wanted to include some felching talk, and it's never good to argue with her, so I put it in, heh.
Thanks, my dear! :)

[identity profile] lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
eeeee!!!!! This is just TOO fabulous! OMG, I love it so much ... hot and funny and PERFECT! *snuggles* You're too good to me, hon! eeeee!!!!!

/abuse of exclamation marks :D

Thank you so much! (Well, okay, just one more.) :D

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeee! *bounces with you* Look, even the mood theme guy is bouncing. *g*
I am so glad you liked it, luv! *cuddles* I do love skirtpron, as you know, so when I saw that prompt I was thrilled.
And hey, on your birthday you can abuse all the punctuation you want. Hee!
Happy birthday again, darling! ♥

[identity profile] calico_jynx.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
omg *adores you* kilts and hot sex and... you kill me xxx

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
*cuddles you and U R icon*
Hee! You liek mah skirtpron? I learned it from you. :*

[identity profile] sassy_cissa.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
O. M. G.!

Ali, this is just to perfect for words. I adore the thought of them in kilts for Minerva's wedding!

*luffs waaay more than is appropriate*

[identity profile] alisanne.insanejournal.com 2007-09-05 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha. Oh, and my love for Snarry is far more circumspect... Bwahahahahaha! :P
Yes, kilts bring out the pervs in all of us it looks like. Heh. Must write more skirtpron. *g*
*cuddles and gropes*

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