Drabble: Now They're Cooking

[alisanne]

Title: Now They're Cooking
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Written for snape100's prompt #198: Snape's first paragraph and for snupin100's challenge: #126: Cooking Mishap
Characters: Remus/Severus
Authors Notes: Also
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Now They’re Cooking

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When it comes to Chez Lupin’s chef, the adage ‘still waters run deep’ holds true. This brilliant man, whose creations are described as ‘magical’, recently burst onto the scene, revolutionizing the world of cooking.

Specializing in dishes ‘for the discerning palate’, Snape is adept at creations that defy the laws of physics, such as his floating flotilla of fruit.

When questioned, Snape refuses to share his secrets. “Let's say it's my way of brewing fame.”

Severus sighed as Remus looked over his shoulder. “What is it?”

“Did they write about how we got together?”

Severus pointed to the next paragraph.

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Snape and his partner, Remus Lupin, made headlines when the chef exploded a cake in the kitchens. The resulting argument resolved with the two men being found embracing amidst the cake batter. Eyewitnesses, however, seem unable to remember the details of what transpired.

“Just a part of the magical atmosphere,” Lupin said when asked about the incident.

“My advice to those who wish to pursue cooking as a career is to practice,” says Snape.

“Nice,” Remus admired, sliding into Severus’ lap. “Practice what?”

“Bugger if I know,” Severus muttered, fumbling with Remus’ trousers.

“Bugger?” Remus gasped. “Mm, now we’re cooking.”

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Comments

[westernredcedar.insanejournal.com]

This makes me so happy. :)
'still waters run deep' *snort* Yay for happy boys!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
They are pretty cute when they're happy. ;)
Thanks!

[sassy_cissa.insanejournal.com]

When questioned, Snape refuses to share his secrets. “Let's say it's my way of brewing fame.”

*dies laughing*

“Bugger if I know,” Severus muttered, fumbling with Remus’ trousers.

“Bugger?” Remus gasped. “Mm, now we’re cooking.”

*mmmm....lovely thought!*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh, thanks for all the help with this, babe! :*

[padfoot_dh.insanejournal.com]

LOL! That was cute! I love the cake exploding and love amongst the batter.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

'Love amongst the batter' would have been a great title. ;)
Thanks!

[lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com]

fabulous ... sweet and funny! :*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks, Lyv. *snuggles*

[felaine.insanejournal.com]

Too funny, and I'll bet he blew up the cake deliberately.

Felaine

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! He'll never admit it. ;)
Thanks, Felaine.

[gryffindorj.insanejournal.com]

I love a bit of Snupin every now and again. This was funny very well done, as always from you.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Awww, thanks so much!
And yay Snupin. :)

[witchdragon.insanejournal.com]

Very fun!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Thanks, hon!

[blpaintchart.insanejournal.com]

Oh YES!

*wishes I'd written it*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks, my dear.
And I bet you come up with something even more clever than this. ;)

[blpaintchart.insanejournal.com]

*snorts Snapeishly in disbelief*

[dracoluvah.insanejournal.com]

See ... you are just so creative!

That was so creative (and adorable)!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*glee* Thanks so much. :)

[nimrod_9.insanejournal.com]

My kitchen mishaps never even result in sex once...much less an on going thing...damn! Thanks for sharing!!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahaha. Yeah, mine either. This is why I live vicariously through them, I think. *g*
Thanks!

[moonystone.insanejournal.com]

Awww, cute.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[septentrion1970.insanejournal.com]

If that is cooking, I want to be a chief.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*snicker*
Yeah, I have to agree with that.
Thanks!

[firefly124.insanejournal.com]

That's great! Love the exploding cake.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I figure it made Snape feel right at home. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[drachenmina.insanejournal.com]

embracing amidst the cake batter

Mmmm, the images that conjures up!

Brilliant! And really funny!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh, yes that would be a great vision. Pity all the witnesses were Obliviated, hm? *g*
Thanks, hon!

[lackofmendacity.insanejournal.com]

Heheh, Remus and Sirius are so sweet, and I love how they confuse the Muggles. *giggles*

Thanks for the fun read! :D

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay, glad it gave you a chuckle, sweetie! *hugs*
Thanks, :)

[cordeliadelayne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! That was delightful :D

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks so much. :)

[zephyr_macabee.insanejournal.com]

Hah! Much fun, but why is the restaurant Chez Lupin? No one would come to Chez Snape?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Remus is the more outgoing of the two, so he's the public face. Plus, chef's are supposed to be temperamental, after all. ;)
Thanks!

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

There are so many cool lines in this *happy sigh*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Awww, thanks, my dear! I'm glad you liked it. :)

[angela_snape.insanejournal.com]

Excellent, as always. Hmm...wonder if I'm caught up yet?

*goes back to read more*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee. With me you never know. *g*
Thanks, hon! :)