Top ten ways you know you're reading an Alisanne fic

[alisanne]

10. Snape is in it.
9. And he's calling Harry "brat".
8. And they talk about inviting Draco to join them.
7. And there's a side of Billville.
6. And Hermione nags and schemes to get Harry to ask Snape or Draco out.
5. While Pansy does the same to Draco.
4. Ginny is evil, insane and/or sad.
3. It has a happy ending.
2. It's short, unless it's a fest fic on a deadline.

And the number one way you know you're reading an Alisanne fic is...

1. It's HOT BUTTERED FLUFF, baybee!

And yes, this was gacked from my entire flist. *g*

Comments

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

I especially adore you for no. 4 =D

[blpaintchart.insanejournal.com]

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!

*raises hand sheepishly*
May we have some more Snupin please, Miss?

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

You can also add:

11. They'll eventually wear a skirt...
12. ...have Wall!sex...
13. ...And if they behave, a hint of Mpreg.

*blinks*

Mwuahahahaha!!!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, I've tried being nicer to her but it doesn't work for my muse, so I've given up. ;)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LMAO. Of course you can, but you may not have noticed this. I only write Snupin drabbles. ;)

[blpaintchart.insanejournal.com]

Hey, don't fret. Blimey, girlie... in my "world of minimalist" fic, a drabble is a bloody novella!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!
I should have had you write this list. Last night I was wailing in chat that I couldn't think of anything to say. *g*
Maybe I'll make an amendment to the post...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Although I did write background Snupin in my Drarry novel, so that prolly counts for something. *g*

[celandineb.insanejournal.com]

But hot buttered fluff (or, you know, skirted fluff *g*) is so much FUN!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh, yes. Clearly I enjoy it. ;)

[gryffindorj.insanejournal.com]

Why are your fest fics longer? Not sure at which point to stop? I have the opposite problem. Oh and I like that Snape and Harry talk about trying to get Draco to join them, it's so hot.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

That is the question of the year, my dear. I honestly don't know why. This year it was my intention to write shorter fest fics, especially since I participated in more than my usual number, but many of them went longer than the 5 to 8K that I planned. Generally it's that the plot can't be written (by me!) in anything less than 10 to 15K no matter how I try. *sigh* Oh well. ;)

And yes, I do keep coming back to my OT3. *g*

[enchanted_jae.insanejournal.com]

*loves the hot-buttered fluff*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*is in awe of your crown as Queen of Fluff*

[verdenia.insanejournal.com]

XD The Pansy and Hermione scheming totally made me laugh! :D

And yes, we do love your buttered fluff!!!