Drabble: Saving Snape
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alisanneTitle: Saving Snape
Author:alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 4
Rating: PG-13
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snape100's prompt #583: Snape and the Other Magical Races: Elves.
Warning(s): Silliness
Beta(s):sevfan.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Saving Snape
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“No.”
Minerva sighed. “Please, Severus. You need help at home. It’s the best option.”
“I don’t need an elf.” Severus looked away from her. “I’ll be fine on my own.”
Minerva huffed. “If you’d just let Blimpy--”
Severus’ lips thinned. “It’s not necessary.”
“Nevertheless--”
“You may as well stop arguing, Severus,” said Poppy. “If Minerva says you’re to have help, you’re going to have help.”
“I refuse to be spied upon in my own home. Also, I’ve...made my own arrangements.”
“Oh?” Minerva raised an eyebrow. “What arrangements are those?”
“They’re...personal.”
Minerva and Poppy exchanged a glance. “Severus--”
“No.”
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“Can we do this against his will?” Poppy asked.
Minerva huffed. “He’s forcing us to help him secretly.”
Poppy coughed. “Still, having Blimpy surveil him seems...extreme. What if he really did arrange for help at home?”
“Please.” Minerva rolled her eyes. “His idea of help is probably laying in a store of extra potions. Severus can be so bloody stubborn.”
Poppy smiled. “True. Seems to be a trait of all Hogwarts Headmasters.”
Minerva snorted. “Think what you like, but I instructed Blimpy to watch Severus and report any problems to me.”
“I hope it works.”
Minerva hummed. “It will.”
~
“Headmistress! Headmaster Snape, he is under attack!”
Minerva sat bolt upright in bed, heart pounding. Before her stood Blimpy, clearly distressed. “Wha--?”
“Headmaster Snape! Someone is being in his house and is attacking him! Headmaster is screaming!”
“Damn.” Summoning her dressing gown, Minerva threw it on. “Show me.”
They landed before Severus’ bedroom, Minerva at the ready. When she heard the cries coming from inside she shouted, “Alohomora!”
The door flew open and, to Minerva’s horror, she came face to face with Severus naked in bed, an equally naked Harry Potter on top of him, riding him.
“Fuck!” Harry shouted.
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Minerva’s eyes went wide. “Oh Merlin,” she gasped.
Blimpy tugged at her hem. “Headmistress saves Headmaster now?”
Severus, after covering both himself and Harry with a blanket, raised an eyebrow. “Minerva. Why are you here?” His gaze flicked to Blimpy. “With the elf I expressly forbade you to assign to me.”
Minerva coughed, lowering her wand. “I thought you were being too proud to accept help...” She trailed off. “Well. It seems you do have, erm, some assistance. Carry on.”
Smirking, Severus waved his wand, shutting the door in her face. “Trust me,” he called through the door. “We shall.”
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Author:
alisannePairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 4
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Written for
snape100/snape100/snape100's prompt #583: Snape and the Other Magical Races: Elves.Warning(s): Silliness
Beta(s):
sevfan.Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Saving Snape
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“No.”
Minerva sighed. “Please, Severus. You need help at home. It’s the best option.”
“I don’t need an elf.” Severus looked away from her. “I’ll be fine on my own.”
Minerva huffed. “If you’d just let Blimpy--”
Severus’ lips thinned. “It’s not necessary.”
“Nevertheless--”
“You may as well stop arguing, Severus,” said Poppy. “If Minerva says you’re to have help, you’re going to have help.”
“I refuse to be spied upon in my own home. Also, I’ve...made my own arrangements.”
“Oh?” Minerva raised an eyebrow. “What arrangements are those?”
“They’re...personal.”
Minerva and Poppy exchanged a glance. “Severus--”
“No.”
~
“Can we do this against his will?” Poppy asked.
Minerva huffed. “He’s forcing us to help him secretly.”
Poppy coughed. “Still, having Blimpy surveil him seems...extreme. What if he really did arrange for help at home?”
“Please.” Minerva rolled her eyes. “His idea of help is probably laying in a store of extra potions. Severus can be so bloody stubborn.”
Poppy smiled. “True. Seems to be a trait of all Hogwarts Headmasters.”
Minerva snorted. “Think what you like, but I instructed Blimpy to watch Severus and report any problems to me.”
“I hope it works.”
Minerva hummed. “It will.”
~
“Headmistress! Headmaster Snape, he is under attack!”
Minerva sat bolt upright in bed, heart pounding. Before her stood Blimpy, clearly distressed. “Wha--?”
“Headmaster Snape! Someone is being in his house and is attacking him! Headmaster is screaming!”
“Damn.” Summoning her dressing gown, Minerva threw it on. “Show me.”
They landed before Severus’ bedroom, Minerva at the ready. When she heard the cries coming from inside she shouted, “Alohomora!”
The door flew open and, to Minerva’s horror, she came face to face with Severus naked in bed, an equally naked Harry Potter on top of him, riding him.
“Fuck!” Harry shouted.
~
Minerva’s eyes went wide. “Oh Merlin,” she gasped.
Blimpy tugged at her hem. “Headmistress saves Headmaster now?”
Severus, after covering both himself and Harry with a blanket, raised an eyebrow. “Minerva. Why are you here?” His gaze flicked to Blimpy. “With the elf I expressly forbade you to assign to me.”
Minerva coughed, lowering her wand. “I thought you were being too proud to accept help...” She trailed off. “Well. It seems you do have, erm, some assistance. Carry on.”
Smirking, Severus waved his wand, shutting the door in her face. “Trust me,” he called through the door. “We shall.”
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Date: 2015-04-26 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-28 04:26 am (UTC)Thank you, my dear!
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Date: 2015-04-26 01:21 am (UTC)LOL
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Date: 2015-04-28 04:27 am (UTC)Thank you! *g*
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Date: 2015-04-26 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-28 04:28 am (UTC)Yes she did. I suspect she'll be a lot more careful about using elves for spying from now on. ;)
Thanks so much!
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Date: 2015-04-28 06:03 am (UTC)Three French gentleman are discussing the true definition of "savoir faire."
"Mes amis, let me tell you the meaning of 'savoir faire': a husband comes home early, walks into the bedroom and discovers his wife in bed with another man - Pierre - in the middle of ze act. He does not react, but with great dignity walks out of the room and closes the door. THAT, mes amis, is 'savoir faire'!"
"Non non non!" says the second, "that is NOT 'savoir faire'! It is when the husband comes home, discovers his wife in bed with this Pierre. He first says with great politeness and perhaps a small bow, 'please, continue'. Only THEN he walks out with dignity and closes the door. THIS is 'savoir faire'"
The third friend replies, "Mes amis you do not understand these things. It is when Pierre is in bed with his mistress, making love. Her husband comes home early and walks in ze door. The husband bows politely then walks out with great dignity and closes ze door, saying 'please, continue'....
and Pierre can.
(And I'm certain Severus can as well.)
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2015-05-03 02:51 am (UTC)Yes, Minerva does care about Severus. All she does is because of that. :)
I love that joke. *giggles* And yes, Severus can (and does) continue. As does Harry. *g*
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Date: 2015-05-04 07:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-08 01:20 am (UTC)And, as you say, she shouldn't have cause to question Severus' 'arrangements' ever again. :)
Thank you, my dear!