Just realized I never reposted this...

Title: All For Wand And Wand For All
Author: alisanne
Challenge: Written for Team Postwar as part of the 2007 snarry_games
Genres: Romance, Humor.
Prompt: Ollivander’s.
Rating: R
Warnings: None.
Summary: Malfunctioning wands take Harry and Severus on an interesting journey of discovery.
Word Count: ~16200
A/N: It would be easier to say who didn’t help me on this story. First of all, a huge thank you to jynx709, mordyn4, sansa1970, empathic_siren, iulia_linnea and Team Wartime member, eeyore9990, all of whom held my hand throughout this process. There would be no fic (and probably no Alisanne), had it not been for them.
Thank you to my beta readers: sevfan and verdenia, who pulled all sorts of long hours getting this back to me in time, and finally, a huge thank you to Team Postwar. A more talented, supportive and generous group of people I have yet to meet.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( All For Wand and Wand For All )

Title: Absolutely Unspeakable
Author: alisanne
Team: Team Phoenix
Genre(s): Romance, Humor and/or crack
Prompt(s): Boot Camp
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17/ None
Word Count: ~11400
Summary: In which Harry finally understands the motto: what happens in Unspeakable Bootcamp, stays in Unspeakable Bootcamp.
A/N: Many thanks to Team Phoenix, to my beta reader sevfan and to my Britpicker, shiv5468. Thanks also to accioslash, whose detailed comments by email pointed out some problems that I have hopefully corrected. And finally, thanks to Team Dragon, who allowed me to borrow their mascot for the purposes of this story.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Absolutely Unspeakable: Part Two )

Gacked from elfflame and jin_fenghuang
This is my snarry_games fic, Absolutely Unspeakable, in word cloud form. It gives a new version every time you put in the words and I can't decide which of these I like best so I posted them all here. *g*

( Clicky for word clouds )

Time for a bit of pimpage!

As most of you prolly know, snarry_games is in the process of winding down. Way back in the beginning, Team Phoenix issued a challenge to Team Dragon to write an excerpt from their story (be it crack or otherwise) for posting later. These excerpts or bloopers or outtakes are now being posted as part of closing games.
For this purpose, several of us wrote ficlets, and because Team Phoenix always goes above and beyond, some of us presented audio of our outtakes being read. *bounces*

Mine is entitled Far-Seeing Phoenixes and the audio (read by the always sexy-voiced shiv5468) can be heard HERE. Also, the transcript is in a comment HERE.

Of course, it won't make that much sense unless you read Absoutely Unspeakable the fic it was excerpted from... /unsubtle hint

Also, if you're only here for the porn (and let's face it, who isn't?) then you need to check out some of the luscious wanklets fics at hp_wankfest. The last entry went up last night and it was a doozy, trust me. *g* The mods are evidently planning to put up a poll for voting in a bit, and given how inventive they are, I can't wait to see the categories. *g*

Third, there is a bit of a smaller fest coming up that I am participating in. It's the percy_ficathon, and before you ask why, why not? Percy needs some love, too. ;)
Anyway, posting starts TOMORROW, yo, so do give it a try. You never know, you may find a yummy gem of a fic to enjoy. :)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

Hogwarts, 1998

Phoenix Summary of the day:

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Another Phoenix Summary of the day *g*:

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"A doll on display brews potions all day and makes his braid sway while Severus tries to keep pheromones away"

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