alisanne: (Default)
Just realized I never reposted this...

Title: All For Wand And Wand For All
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Challenge: Written for Team Postwar as part of the 2007 [community profile] snarry_games
Genres: Romance, Humor.
Prompt: Ollivander’s.
Rating: R
Warnings: None.
Summary: Malfunctioning wands take Harry and Severus on an interesting journey of discovery.
Word Count: ~16200
A/N: It would be easier to say who didn’t help me on this story. First of all, a huge thank you to [profile] jynx709, [personal profile] mordyn4, [profile] sansa1970, [profile] empathic_siren, [personal profile] iulia_linnea and Team Wartime member, [personal profile] eeyore9990, all of whom held my hand throughout this process. There would be no fic (and probably no Alisanne), had it not been for them.
Thank you to my beta readers: [personal profile] sevfan and [personal profile] verdenia, who pulled all sorts of long hours getting this back to me in time, and finally, a huge thank you to Team Postwar. A more talented, supportive and generous group of people I have yet to meet.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

All For Wand and Wand For All )
alisanne: (Snarry_unspeakable)
And as part of [insanejournal.com profile] snarry_games Friday *g*, here is the repost of the fic outtake I wrote, along with the written transcript.

Many, many thanks again to [insanejournal.com profile] shiv5468 whose dulcet, British tones made this possible, to [insanejournal.com profile] jin_fenghuang and [insanejournal.com profile] faynia who were the tech geniuses behind this whole thing and to my dear beta-reader, [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan for her assistance.
FYI, this is not safe for playing at work. ;)

Clicky to hear Shiv's sexy voice )
alisanne: (Snarry_unspeakable)
Title: Absolutely Unspeakable
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Team: Team Phoenix
Genre(s): Romance, Humor and/or crack
Prompt(s): Boot Camp
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17/ None
Word Count: ~11400
Summary: In which Harry finally understands the motto: what happens in Unspeakable Bootcamp, stays in Unspeakable Bootcamp.
A/N: Many thanks to Team Phoenix, to my beta reader [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan and to my Britpicker, [insanejournal.com profile] shiv5468. Thanks also to [insanejournal.com profile] accioslash, whose detailed comments by email pointed out some problems that I have hopefully corrected. And finally, thanks to Team Dragon, who allowed me to borrow their mascot for the purposes of this story.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Absolutely Unspeakable: Part Two )
alisanne: (Snarry_unspeakable)
Here's the repost of my [insanejournal.com profile] snarry_games fic.

Title: Absolutely Unspeakable
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Team: Team Phoenix
Genre(s): Romance, Humor and/or crack
Prompt(s): Boot Camp
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17/ None
Word Count: ~11400
Summary: In which Harry finally understands the motto: what happens in Unspeakable Bootcamp, stays in Unspeakable Bootcamp.
A/N: Many thanks to Team Phoenix, to my beta reader [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan and to my Britpicker, [insanejournal.com profile] shiv5468. Thanks also to [insanejournal.com profile] accioslash, whose detailed comments by email pointed out some problems that I have hopefully corrected. And finally, thanks to Team Dragon, who allowed me to borrow their mascot for the purposes of this story.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Absolutely Unspeakable: Part One )
alisanne: (Snarry_unspeakable)
Gacked from [insanejournal.com profile] elfflame and [insanejournal.com profile] jin_fenghuang
This is my [insanejournal.com profile] snarry_games fic, Absolutely Unspeakable, in word cloud form. It gives a new version every time you put in the words and I can't decide which of these I like best so I posted them all here. *g*

Clicky for word clouds )

Games recs

Jun. 19th, 2008 05:52 pm
alisanne: (SpellingCat)
I don't usually do this, but I was chatting with [insanejournal.com profile] iulia_linnea today, bemoaning the fact that there should be more people reccing fic and she called me on it. She asked why I don't rec.
I gave her the usual excuses (I'm not a reccer, I'm not eloquent, I don't feel qualified, I'm a writer so it's up to others to do that etc.) but in the end, she's right. So, here you'll see the fics that I especially enjoyed from the Snarry Games. Keep in mind that this is just MY opinion, and that even though I did read almost every story in the Games this year I am certainly no expert reccer. Read if you feel inclined to do so and if you like the story, all I ask is that you let the author know.

Anyway, here goes. And I guess I had to do this anyway since I promised [insanejournal.com profile] sassy_cissa I would, so here's your list, sweetie! This should keep you busy for a day or so. *g*

Ali's top thirteen Snarry Games picks )
alisanne: (Snarry_unspeakable)
Time for a bit of pimpage!

As most of you prolly know, [insanejournal.com profile] snarry_games is in the process of winding down. Way back in the beginning, Team Phoenix issued a challenge to Team Dragon to write an excerpt from their story (be it crack or otherwise) for posting later. These excerpts or bloopers or outtakes are now being posted as part of closing games.
For this purpose, several of us wrote ficlets, and because Team Phoenix always goes above and beyond, some of us presented audio of our outtakes being read. *bounces*

Mine is entitled Far-Seeing Phoenixes and the audio (read by the always sexy-voiced [insanejournal.com profile] shiv5468) can be heard HERE. Also, the transcript is in a comment HERE.

Of course, it won't make that much sense unless you read Absoutely Unspeakable the fic it was excerpted from... /unsubtle hint

Also, if you're only here for the porn (and let's face it, who isn't?) then you need to check out some of the luscious wanklets fics at [insanejournal.com profile] hp_wankfest. The last entry went up last night and it was a doozy, trust me. *g* The mods are evidently planning to put up a poll for voting in a bit, and given how inventive they are, I can't wait to see the categories. *g*

Third, there is a bit of a smaller fest coming up that I am participating in. It's the [insanejournal.com profile] percy_ficathon, and before you ask why, why not? Percy needs some love, too. ;)
Anyway, posting starts TOMORROW, yo, so do give it a try. You never know, you may find a yummy gem of a fic to enjoy. :)
alisanne: (Phoenix FTW1)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

--each song matches the fic linked below --


Amidst the Doxies

3 March 2010

Rita Skeeter
Assistant Editor
Obscurus Books
18a Diagon Alley, London

Dear Rita,

Here is my draft of Chapter Twenty-Eight, with corrections and notes. I fear it may be too tame for your tastes, but, as always, I await your editorial suggestions and promise to do what I can to improve my narrative. We are in firm agreement that one is never too old for correction. With this in mind, I do hope your important work will not keep you from visiting us at your regular time on Sunday next. Beatrice was disappointed to have missed you this past weekend, and one must attend to one's needs first if one is to be of use to others, I always say.

I have changed the title of my manuscript. I will not make you wait that long to publish it, of course, but a little white lie is a saving thing, I believe, and my darling man, having been so long out of public life, has no longer any desire for publicity, as I am certain you will understand.

Yours in truth,

Adelaide Alderton
Proprietress
Alderton House Phoenix Feathers
Village of Alderton, Suffolk

[personal profile] iulia_linnea

alisanne: (Phoenix FTW2)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

--each song matches the fic linked below --




Hogwarts, 1998

After it was all over, Harry didn't join the celebration. He told Ron he'd join him at the Great Hall at meal time, but ended up eating chocolate frogs and sherbet lemons while everyone else took part in the victory feast. Someone had to eat all the sweets in Professor Dumbledore's office, since the sherbet lemons were most definitely not going to finish themselves.
Harry wondered if Snape had hoped the sweets on the table would disappear on their own as well, during his brief time as Headmaster in this office.


[insanejournal.com profile] ziasudra




alisanne: (Immolation time)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

--each song matches the fic linked below --

"Effleurage"

With a sigh, Ron moved his rook to take the computer's bishop. The door to the clinic opened and Ron quickly glanced up though his fringe and groaned. Turning back to his game, he moved a pawn into a better position to guard his king. A shadow fell over Ron, and a leather-gloved hand came to rest on the counter. Leaning closer to the computer, Ron pointedly ignored the throat clearing. The gloved hand lifted and after a moment a pale, long fingered hand was tapping on the counter. A firm, annoyed voice called, "Mr. Weasley." Ron looked up as if coming out of a stupor, an over wide smile on his lips.

"Oh, Mr. Malfoy, I didn't see you there. You're here for your one o'clock?"

[profile] [personal profile] shadowess





alisanne: (Nummydragon)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

--each song matches the fic linked below --


Fridays at Half Seven



THE BOY WHO DRINKS!
Wizarding Hero: Saviour or Souse?

The bold pink letters flashed in tune with Harry's headache. They promised exclusive pictures on page three. He made the mistake of looking. The animated image of himself sicking up into some convenient bushes behind... well, some Muggle pub, pushed him over the edge. He heaved, and the remains of something he did not remember eating splattered onto the floor. A not insignificant part of it hit the Prophet. Harry only thought it fair.





alisanne: (iguana. It's what's for dinner)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

--each song matches the fic linked below --

Revealing Truth


Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt and his team of Aurors arrived on the grounds of Hogwarts and looked around at the destruction.

"Spread out. Search the grounds and into Hogsmeade. I want all persons, living and deceased, found and brought back here for debriefing and inspection before being transferred to the Ministry."



[insanejournal.com profile] unbroken_halo


alisanne: (Team Phoenix author)

Sing along to the Phoenix's Song:

--each song matches the fic linked below --

Absolutely Unspeakable

Signing the application with a flourish, Harry folded the parchment and tapped it with his wand. It folded itself into the shape of a phoenix and flew out the door into the hallway where it joined a flock of other messages on their way to various destinations.






alisanne: (Team Phoenix author)
Well, if you have not been reading at [insanejournal.com profile] snarry_games it's not because I haven't told you to. ;)
There really is something for everyone there. Romance, angst (OH! the angst) humor, AR, AU, non-magic, MPreg... Trust me, whatever you'll looking for, someone's written it in this year's Games. There are even infidelity fics that aren't really infidelity fics: specifically In the Time It Takes to Drink a Pint of Ale by [insanejournal.com profile] r_grayjoy.

Genre(s): Postwar, Alternate Universe
Prompt(s): Infidelity
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: R
Word Count: ~6,350
Summary: A chance meeting leads to the disruption of Harry's perfect life. Or, the road to epiphany is paved with pints of ale.

Do not let the prompt of infidelity fool you, this is Snarry at its best, sharp, thoughtful and hilarious at times. And, coming from me (the fluff queen) this should mean something, do NOT worry about the infidelity. Ro is prolly one of the few authors I would trust to write an infidelity fic I can happily read. ;)
I don't want to say any more for fear of revealing the plot, so just go and check it out. You won't regret it.
alisanne: (iguana. It's what's for dinner)



Phoenix Summary of the day:



READ ME

"In which Harry and Severus meet after a long time, shout a little, snog a little, bleed a little, and end up in love a little."

[insanejournal.com profile] abigail89


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May. 25th, 2008 04:14 pm
alisanne: (Team Phoenix author)
You are 100% Phoenix!
 

The Dragon roars in a mighty snit
Flaming and snapping in raging fit
The Phoenix soars quiet
Till the stars are a-right
Then slays the Dragon with superior wit.

Go Team Phoenix!

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alisanne: (iguana. It's what's for dinner)



Another Phoenix Summary of the day *g*:



READ ME


"Frenzied fireside fumbling. And fungus."




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May. 23rd, 2008 01:05 am
alisanne: (Team Phoenix author)



Phoenix Summary of the day:


READ ME


"Harry discovers that no-one understands him quite like Snape and Snape accepts that he can stand Harry's presence, after all."





Fire on the mountain top -- Burning like a silver flame -- The summit of Snarry in love -- Team Phoenix is our name! REFRAIN: We've got it yeah, Baby, we’ve got it -- Well, we’re Team Phoenix, We’ve the Snarry you desire! Our weapons are our brilliant lines -- Making every Snarry fan -- Love all the stories we tell -- Got what no dragon has! REFRAIN: We've got it yeah, Baby, we’ve got it! Well, we’re Team Phoenix, We’ve the Snarry you desire!
alisanne: (iguana. It's what's for dinner)

Summary of the day:


READ ME


"A doll on display brews potions all day and makes his braid sway while Severus tries to keep pheromones away"

[insanejournal.com profile] nestinghedwig









Run Little Dragon, Run!


Rising from the ashes, We're coming for your...

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May. 21st, 2008 07:54 am
alisanne: (Team Phoenix author)

Phoenix Summary of the day:


READ ME


In which our Hero experiences the wrath of Ogdon's Finest -- The importance of closing your Floo -- Dudley the Hero -- A dress with a new owner --The ghost of a Lily -- Snape swings both ways -- The sturdiness of walls gets tested.
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