Drabble: Skin Beautification
Apr. 16th, 2016 11:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Title: Skin Beautification
Author:
alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for
snape100/
snape100/
snape100's prompt #634: Snape in Diagon Alley - Madam Primpernelle's Beautifying Potions.
Warning(s): None.
Beta(s):
sevfan and
emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Skin Beautification
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“Is this a hint, Potter?”
“Potter, hm? What’d I do now? And is what a hint?”
“Harry, then. And this is Madam Primpernelle’s skin clarifying cleanser.”
“Okay. What about it?”
“My skin isn’t exactly…beautiful.”
“Nothing’s wrong with your skin. I had my mouth all over that skin last night.”
“Indeed.”
“Would I do that if there was anything wrong with it?”
“There was sex on offer. People often do odd things for sex.”
“Not me. I get regular sex. Fantastic sex. I lick you because I want to.”
“Your argument is flawed.”
“Nope. Yours is. Shall I demonstrate?”
“…proceed—”
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“Still think you need Madam Primpernelle’s whatsit lotion?”
“You may have persuaded me otherwise. Although, if it wasn’t a hint, why is it in the bathroom? You certainly don’t need it.”
“I’m pleased you think so. George gave it to me.”
“Weasley? Why?”
“It’s hush hush, but he bought them out recently. That’s a free sample of a new product line.”
“How…suspicious. What does it do?”
“It’s…er…”
“Spit it out, Harry.”
“It’s undercover lube.”
“No wonder it felt so viscous when I tried it.”
“You did?”
“Certainly. It’s beautifying.”
“You don’t need it.”
“I’m pleased you think so.”
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Author:
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Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for
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Warning(s): None.
Beta(s):
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Skin Beautification
~
“Is this a hint, Potter?”
“Potter, hm? What’d I do now? And is what a hint?”
“Harry, then. And this is Madam Primpernelle’s skin clarifying cleanser.”
“Okay. What about it?”
“My skin isn’t exactly…beautiful.”
“Nothing’s wrong with your skin. I had my mouth all over that skin last night.”
“Indeed.”
“Would I do that if there was anything wrong with it?”
“There was sex on offer. People often do odd things for sex.”
“Not me. I get regular sex. Fantastic sex. I lick you because I want to.”
“Your argument is flawed.”
“Nope. Yours is. Shall I demonstrate?”
“…proceed—”
~
“Still think you need Madam Primpernelle’s whatsit lotion?”
“You may have persuaded me otherwise. Although, if it wasn’t a hint, why is it in the bathroom? You certainly don’t need it.”
“I’m pleased you think so. George gave it to me.”
“Weasley? Why?”
“It’s hush hush, but he bought them out recently. That’s a free sample of a new product line.”
“How…suspicious. What does it do?”
“It’s…er…”
“Spit it out, Harry.”
“It’s undercover lube.”
“No wonder it felt so viscous when I tried it.”
“You did?”
“Certainly. It’s beautifying.”
“You don’t need it.”
“I’m pleased you think so.”
~
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Date: 2016-04-17 11:06 am (UTC)Thank you for this story, dear! ^^
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Date: 2016-04-17 08:43 pm (UTC)And Harry's not shy, he's had his mouth everywhere. ;)
Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2016-04-30 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-30 05:59 pm (UTC)There's no doubt Harry sees him as beautiful. *nods*
Thank you, my dear! <3