Weekly Random Post of Random

• How to fix the new Mummy movie, without even seeing the trailer. I completely agree with this plan. :)
  
  
• You remember how Elizabeth Warren persisted? Well, apparently men can persist, too. *sigh*
  
  
• How I feel when patients ask me about 'that drug they saw on TV'. *g*
  
  
• Looking for a new house? Well, this place could be a fun spot to do some entertaining. Think of the Harry Potter parties you could throw.
  
  
• What happens when you let a computer invent and name new colors? This scariness. Sindis Poop? Stanky Bean? Oi.
  
  
• Cool beer ad is cool.
  
  
• Our galaxy is bad ass! Here's proof. We're swiping other galaxies stars! *g*
  
  
• Double standards to which women are held illustrated very effectively.
  
  
• If cats could text their owners. :P
  
  
• Time for a quiz! Do you have common sense? I'm apparently a "Common Sensei". *g*
  
  
• Here's a clever way of showing life's too short to be stuck in the wrong job.
  
  
• I've mentioned what my method of coping is for our current government, right? Well, here's a gizmo I'm considering purchasing since it'll making getting and staying drunk a lot easier. *g*
  
  
• Did you know that there's lightsaber school? I totally wanna go!
  
  
• Everyone's seen the way Melania keeps slapping Trump's hand away. Well, she's not the only one. Haha!
  
  
• Via umadoshi. Fishnet stockings for wannabe fairy princesses and mermaid queens. Gorgeous!
  
  
• Another quiz, yay! This one claims to be a difficult Harry Potter quiz. And I suppose it is since I got 4 wrong. :P See how you do!
  
  
• And finally, if you have fights with your SO about blankets (yes, I'm looking at you, capitu), here's a duvet for you!
  
  

Have a fantastic week, all! <3

Drabble: In Shape

Title: In Shape
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for dracoharry100/dracoharry100's prompt 481: Shape.
This is part 63 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): emynn.
Authors Notes: Questions are answered.

( In Shape )

Fic: Handling Dragons

Title: Handling Dragons
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy.
Summary: Draco likes the direct approach.
Word Count: 1250
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for hp_may_madness/hp_may_madness/hp_may_madness' 2017 fest.
Day Twenty-Eight prompt(s) used: I believed that love was just some cheesy thing that you'd get pushed into when you're older. Boy, did I get proved wrong.
Word Prompts: yawn, yarn, yellow
Pairing: Charlie/Draco
Kink: macrophilia
Beta(s): sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Handling Dragons )