Fic: Playing With Snakes
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alisanneTitle: Playing With Snakes
Author:![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: SS/HP
Summary: Harry may be an adult, but he still likes his toys.
Word Count: 209
Genre: Humor/Romance
Warnings: Skirting the edge of crack. ;)
A/N: Written forartisticentropy's birthday today! She asked for Snarry, prompt: stuffed animal. I even managed to post it with minutes to spare. *g* Happy birthday, sweetie!
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Playing With Snakes
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“And what exactly,” Severus purred, “is that?”
Harry, startled, jumped, dropping the plushie he’d been holding. “Er, nothing,” he said, trying to kick the toy away.
“Accio,” Severus murmured, plucking the toy out of the air easily.
Harry sighed.
“You know,” Severus said, turning the plushie over in his hands. “I thought I married an adult.”
“You did!” Harry flushed at the whining note that had entered his voice. “It was just really cute. I picked it up when I was shopping for Hermione’s baby.”
“I see. So this is not your newest plaything?”
“What? No!” Harry smiled seductively. “I think you know what I really want to play with.”
Severus tucked the stuffed snake in his robes. “Perhaps there’s hope for you yet,” he said, pulling Harry towards him and kissing him deeply. In the ensuing minutes, Harry tried to distract Severus and remind him of his adult status.
“Um, so do I get the toy back?” Harry asked later as he trailed fingers over Severus’ stomach.
“Why would you need it?” Severus asked. “Haven’t you played with enough snakes today?”
Wrapping his hand around Severus’ prick, Harry smiled. “It’ll never be enough,” he murmured. But I’ll get my plushie back yet.
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Author:
alisanneRating: R
Pairing: SS/HP
Summary: Harry may be an adult, but he still likes his toys.
Word Count: 209
Genre: Humor/Romance
Warnings: Skirting the edge of crack. ;)
A/N: Written for
artisticentropy's birthday today! She asked for Snarry, prompt: stuffed animal. I even managed to post it with minutes to spare. *g* Happy birthday, sweetie!Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Playing With Snakes
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“And what exactly,” Severus purred, “is that?”
Harry, startled, jumped, dropping the plushie he’d been holding. “Er, nothing,” he said, trying to kick the toy away.
“Accio,” Severus murmured, plucking the toy out of the air easily.
Harry sighed.
“You know,” Severus said, turning the plushie over in his hands. “I thought I married an adult.”
“You did!” Harry flushed at the whining note that had entered his voice. “It was just really cute. I picked it up when I was shopping for Hermione’s baby.”
“I see. So this is not your newest plaything?”
“What? No!” Harry smiled seductively. “I think you know what I really want to play with.”
Severus tucked the stuffed snake in his robes. “Perhaps there’s hope for you yet,” he said, pulling Harry towards him and kissing him deeply. In the ensuing minutes, Harry tried to distract Severus and remind him of his adult status.
“Um, so do I get the toy back?” Harry asked later as he trailed fingers over Severus’ stomach.
“Why would you need it?” Severus asked. “Haven’t you played with enough snakes today?”
Wrapping his hand around Severus’ prick, Harry smiled. “It’ll never be enough,” he murmured. But I’ll get my plushie back yet.
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