Weekly Random Post of Random

• Apparently aquatic yoga is a thing? Honestly, I'm not sure if they're messing with me or not. :P
  
  
• FWIW, I have no clue how to play chess, but I'm pretty sure this is not the way. *g*
  
  
• Clever signs from the recent march for science are clever and funny!
  
  
• Things only women writers hear. *sigh*
  
  
• People give questionable explanations of their jobs. Hilarious!
  
  
• This guy thought he was so clever, toying with this frog. Well, this vid shows how much he knows. *g*
  
  
• What do you do if you're a huge Mad Max Fury Road fan? Why, you outfit your toddlers with badass Mad Max style rides. *g*
  
  
• This is sweet. Brides and their pets. <3
  
  
• From torino10154 I got this adorable video demonstrating parents love for their kids that made my heart melt. <3
  
  
• Why kids prolly shouldn't babysit pets. Heh.
  
  
• From umadoshi. Hoping to be healthy and need some guidance? You could try eating eggs. *giggles*
  
  
• Feeling goth? Then I have the ice cream for you. :P
  
  
• Ever heard of Tape Face? No, me either. But he's got talent! *g*
  
  
• This dad decided to illustrate his daughter's interesting (if a bit random) comments. Kids can be weird, y'all.
  
  
• I like fashion as much as the next person, but perhaps H&M needs to rethink their style strategy.
  
  
• Remember our favorite T-Rex? Well, she's now conducting orchestras. Pay close attention to the music.
  
  
• Kids who look like their dogs. Aww!
  
  
• I had no idea you could have so much fun with googly eyes. :)
  
  
• So if you text the wrong number, you apologize and move on, right? Alas, not this person. And, as you'd expect, things don't end well. *g*
  
  
• British food can be...different. Here's an American's guide to British food. ;)
  
  
• And finally, because I had to include a couple of quizes, here's a spelling quiz on which I got an A+, and a grammar quiz they claimed was hard on which I scored 20/20. See how you do! (I bet you all ace them.)
  
  

Have a fabulous week, everyone!
Also, as I'm trying to remind myself daily, LOVE TRUMPS HATE. <3

I LOVE MAIL!

Eeeee!
Thank you, darling felixfvlicis!
I got your sweet card, and your note inside made me blush. <3

Thanks so much, lovely. ♥
You are so sweet, I can't even...

xoxo

Fic: Earth Day Orgy

Okay, so as I may have mentioned before, I participated in the Earth Day edition of firewhiskeyfic, and it was AWESOME.

First, I had a great time that night drunk chatting with everyone as we created our ~masterpieces.
Then, I got to read my fic when it posted (trust me, I was drunk enough that it was aa much a surprise to me as it was to everyone else), and now, I ended up winning something! *g*

Here's my participation banner.



And here's my "Best Use of Prompt" banner! *glee*



Thanks to the fabulously talented sdk for the pressies! <3

In addition, you can check the fic out at the community, HERE, or below.

I'm reposting the story here in my journal uncorrected because, well, I'm pretty sure no amount of corrections will make this story any better. *g*

Brace yourselves.

Title: Earth dy orgie
Author: alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Um, a bunch? Luna/Bane, Severus/Hrry, Seveurs/Lucius, ROn/Shielsa (made up character) there may be others who knows
Challenge: Earth Day, Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur.
Summary: I hate these when I sober, so….
Rating/Warnings: Um…R maybe. Whatever the mods decise
Word count: ~744 ish
Author's Notes (if any): Okay, so since I’m not supposed to say who I am I guess I can just say that I was really snoozled by the tim I finisghed this. Yay drunk writing!

( Earth dy orgie )

Drabble: Conversation Time

Title: Conversation Time
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for dracoharry100/dracoharry100's prompt 477: Early.
This is part 59 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): sevfan and emynn.
Authors Notes: The boys get an unexpected visitor.

( Conversation Time )

Fic: Turning it Around

Title: Turning it Around
Author: alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Summary: A weekend away can be difficult to manage.
Word Count: 1190
Genre: Romance, humor, banter, erotica.
Warnings: Silliness, fingering.
A/N: Written for enchanted_jae's Monthly Drabble Prompt # 134: Turn it Around.
Beta(s): sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Turning it Around )