Fic: Pantless Percy Phantasmagoria
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alisanneTitle: Pantless Percy Phantasmagoria
Author:alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry should have known better.
Word Count: 365
Genre: Crack/humor.
Warnings: Bare bum sighting! *g*
A/N: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hogwarts365's prompt #16: Percy without his pants.
Betas:sevfan and emynn
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Pantless Percy Phantasmagoria
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George smirked. “Please, Harry?”
Harry shook his head. “No.”
George looked hurt. “One sip?”
Harry eyed the glass of fluorescent pink liquid. “Nope.”
George huffed. “Why does no one trust me?”
“Because we know you.”
George sighed. “Fine. Just hold the glass, then?”
Harry hesitated, but unable to see the harm, nodded.
“Brilliant.” George handed it over. “Good man.” After a moment, he took the glass back. “That should do it.”
“Do what?”
George grinned. “I knew you wouldn’t actually drink it, so I coated the outside of the glass with it. It absorbs through skin.”
Harry’s eyes widened. “George!”
“What? You’re fine.” George peered into Harry’s eyes. “Any hallucinations?”
“I’ll make you hallucinate if anything happens to me,” Harry growled. “Severus and I have plans tonight!”
“This shouldn’t interfere. Much.” George clapped Harry on the back. “Just jot down any unusual occurrences, yeah?” And before Harry could respond, he was gone.
Exasperated, Harry went searching for Severus, finding him in the living room. “Severus, I’m in trouble--” He frowned. “You’re holding pants.”
“Indeed.”
“Whose pants are they?”
“Percy’s.” Severus looked bemused. “He...handed them to me.”
“And you...accepted them?”
“If Percy wants to be without his pants, why should I stop him?” Severus nodded towards the fireplace where Percy, bum bare, was crouched. “Plus, the view’s...exceptional.”
Harry’s mouth dropped open. “You’re ogling Percy?”
“Why not?” Severus smirked. “You’re wearing your pants.” He tilted his head. “Would you ever consider a threesome--?”
“No.” Backing away, Harry shook his head. “No, no, no--”
“Harry?”
“No!” Shouting, Harry sat straight up in bed, panting.
Carefully, Severus embraced him. “Bad dream?” he asked quietly.
Harry nodded. “You wanted a threesome with Percy.”
Severus shuddered. “Nightmare indeed.”
Slowly, Harry relaxed. “You mean you don’t want to ogle Percy’s bare bum?”
Severus blinked. “Are you trying to traumatise me?” He huffed. “I told you not to eat curry so close to bedtime.”
Clinging to Severus, Harry sighed. “Next time I’ll listen to you.”
“No, you probably won’t,” Severus said dryly.
“Good thing you’ll always be here to calm me after bad dreams, then.”
Severus snorted. “Evidently, it’s my job.” And as his arms tightened around Harry, Harry smiled.
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Author:
alisanneRating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry should have known better.
Word Count: 365
Genre: Crack/humor.
Warnings: Bare bum sighting! *g*
A/N: Written for
hogwarts365's prompt #16: Percy without his pants.Betas:
sevfan and emynnDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Pantless Percy Phantasmagoria
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George smirked. “Please, Harry?”
Harry shook his head. “No.”
George looked hurt. “One sip?”
Harry eyed the glass of fluorescent pink liquid. “Nope.”
George huffed. “Why does no one trust me?”
“Because we know you.”
George sighed. “Fine. Just hold the glass, then?”
Harry hesitated, but unable to see the harm, nodded.
“Brilliant.” George handed it over. “Good man.” After a moment, he took the glass back. “That should do it.”
“Do what?”
George grinned. “I knew you wouldn’t actually drink it, so I coated the outside of the glass with it. It absorbs through skin.”
Harry’s eyes widened. “George!”
“What? You’re fine.” George peered into Harry’s eyes. “Any hallucinations?”
“I’ll make you hallucinate if anything happens to me,” Harry growled. “Severus and I have plans tonight!”
“This shouldn’t interfere. Much.” George clapped Harry on the back. “Just jot down any unusual occurrences, yeah?” And before Harry could respond, he was gone.
Exasperated, Harry went searching for Severus, finding him in the living room. “Severus, I’m in trouble--” He frowned. “You’re holding pants.”
“Indeed.”
“Whose pants are they?”
“Percy’s.” Severus looked bemused. “He...handed them to me.”
“And you...accepted them?”
“If Percy wants to be without his pants, why should I stop him?” Severus nodded towards the fireplace where Percy, bum bare, was crouched. “Plus, the view’s...exceptional.”
Harry’s mouth dropped open. “You’re ogling Percy?”
“Why not?” Severus smirked. “You’re wearing your pants.” He tilted his head. “Would you ever consider a threesome--?”
“No.” Backing away, Harry shook his head. “No, no, no--”
“Harry?”
“No!” Shouting, Harry sat straight up in bed, panting.
Carefully, Severus embraced him. “Bad dream?” he asked quietly.
Harry nodded. “You wanted a threesome with Percy.”
Severus shuddered. “Nightmare indeed.”
Slowly, Harry relaxed. “You mean you don’t want to ogle Percy’s bare bum?”
Severus blinked. “Are you trying to traumatise me?” He huffed. “I told you not to eat curry so close to bedtime.”
Clinging to Severus, Harry sighed. “Next time I’ll listen to you.”
“No, you probably won’t,” Severus said dryly.
“Good thing you’ll always be here to calm me after bad dreams, then.”
Severus snorted. “Evidently, it’s my job.” And as his arms tightened around Harry, Harry smiled.
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Date: 2014-01-04 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-05 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-04 10:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-05 02:48 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2014-01-04 09:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-05 02:49 am (UTC)Thank you, hon!
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Date: 2014-01-05 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-05 02:49 am (UTC)And whee that I fooled you. *g*
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Date: 2014-01-05 03:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-09 02:56 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-01-05 02:36 pm (UTC)I liked it very much! I think I liked it. I mean, um, yeah, I did. Much. Mostly. It was... funny. But I'm a bit... scared? But really, I liked it. Yeah.
Haha, no just kidding. I really liked all of it (except for Percy's bum...) ^^
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Date: 2014-01-09 03:05 am (UTC)Hee! Thank you! *g*
Poor Percy. He's getting no love today. ;)
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Date: 2014-03-10 04:58 am (UTC)but really, Percy? Harry should have known it was a dream lol.
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Date: 2014-03-12 03:11 am (UTC)Thanks, hon!