Drabble: Sodding Sneakoscope
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Title: Sodding Sneakoscope
Author:
alisanne
Word Count: 100 x 3
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Written for
snupin100/
snupin100/
snupin100's prompt #480: A Sneakoscope.
This is the next in my Snupin School Days Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin.
Beta(s):
sevfan and
emynn.
Authors Notes: AU. Severus makes some discoveries.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Sodding Sneakoscope
~
Severus hesitated. “I’m not much to look at,” he warned.
Remus shrugged. “Who am I to judge?”
Swallowing hard, Severus disrobed, diving under the water. It was warm and, closing his eyes, Severus let it wash over him.
At the first touch of Remus’ hand, Severus tensed. “We won’t do anything you don’t want,” Remus murmured. “Just...relax.”
It felt good. Severus sighed, sliding his palms over Remus’ skin. Things were just getting interesting, when someone pounded at the door.
They winced at the interruption. “What?” shouted Remus.
“Students can’t shower together!”
“It’s Filch!” whispered Severus. “He has a Sneakoscope!”
~
They scrambled from the shower, Severus glad they’d washed most of the soap off.
“One second!” shouted Remus, grabbing a towel.
Severus had just pulled the Cloak over himself when the door opened, and Filch walked in. He glared at Remus, who’d wrapped a towel around himself. “Where’s the other one?” he snapped, Sneakoscope in his hand.
“I’m alone,” said Remus. “Trying to bathe.” He raised an eyebrow. “Unless that’s against the rules?”
Filch flushed. “Thought there were two people in here.” He backed out. “Hurry up. Breakfast’s almost over.”
Once alone, Remus exhaled. “That was close.”
Severus sighed. “Yeah.”
~
When they got back to Remus’ room, two clean uniforms sat on his bed, one Gryffindor, one Slytherin. Remus grinned. “See? The house-elves always know.”
“And Filch, apparently,” said Severus, setting aside the Cloak and getting dressed. “Ever since he got that bloody Sneakoscope, he’s been a menace.”
“Yeah.” Remus smirked. “Sirius has been saying the same thing.”
Severus made a face.
Remus chuckled. “You two aren’t that different, you know. You both have a bit of a wicked streak.”
Severus huffed. “I’ve nothing in common with Black!”
“You have me in common.” Remus kissed him. “Now come on. Breakfast.”
~
Continued in Slytherin Secrets (LJ/IJ/DW).
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Word Count: 100 x 3
Rating: PG-13
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This is the next in my Snupin School Days Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin.
Beta(s):
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Authors Notes: AU. Severus makes some discoveries.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
~
Sodding Sneakoscope
~
Severus hesitated. “I’m not much to look at,” he warned.
Remus shrugged. “Who am I to judge?”
Swallowing hard, Severus disrobed, diving under the water. It was warm and, closing his eyes, Severus let it wash over him.
At the first touch of Remus’ hand, Severus tensed. “We won’t do anything you don’t want,” Remus murmured. “Just...relax.”
It felt good. Severus sighed, sliding his palms over Remus’ skin. Things were just getting interesting, when someone pounded at the door.
They winced at the interruption. “What?” shouted Remus.
“Students can’t shower together!”
“It’s Filch!” whispered Severus. “He has a Sneakoscope!”
~
They scrambled from the shower, Severus glad they’d washed most of the soap off.
“One second!” shouted Remus, grabbing a towel.
Severus had just pulled the Cloak over himself when the door opened, and Filch walked in. He glared at Remus, who’d wrapped a towel around himself. “Where’s the other one?” he snapped, Sneakoscope in his hand.
“I’m alone,” said Remus. “Trying to bathe.” He raised an eyebrow. “Unless that’s against the rules?”
Filch flushed. “Thought there were two people in here.” He backed out. “Hurry up. Breakfast’s almost over.”
Once alone, Remus exhaled. “That was close.”
Severus sighed. “Yeah.”
~
When they got back to Remus’ room, two clean uniforms sat on his bed, one Gryffindor, one Slytherin. Remus grinned. “See? The house-elves always know.”
“And Filch, apparently,” said Severus, setting aside the Cloak and getting dressed. “Ever since he got that bloody Sneakoscope, he’s been a menace.”
“Yeah.” Remus smirked. “Sirius has been saying the same thing.”
Severus made a face.
Remus chuckled. “You two aren’t that different, you know. You both have a bit of a wicked streak.”
Severus huffed. “I’ve nothing in common with Black!”
“You have me in common.” Remus kissed him. “Now come on. Breakfast.”
~
Continued in Slytherin Secrets (LJ/IJ/DW).