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Title: Good Timing
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [livejournal.com profile] snape100/[insanejournal.com profile] snape100/[community profile] snape100's prompt #585: Snape and the Other Magical Races: Vampires.
Warning(s): None.
Beta(s): [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Good Timing

~

Collecting drinks for himself and Harry, Severus looked around, spotting Harry in the corner.

He sighed. Weasley had arrived and was gesticulating at Harry. No doubt another attempt to get him to stop dating me.

Without missing a beat, Severus cast an Eavesdropping Spell.

“...not safe! He’s a bloody vampire, mate!”

Harry rolled his eyes. “Not this again. Severus isn’t a vampire. I’d know.”

“No, you wouldn’t! He socialises with known vampires and he may even secretly drink blood--”

“Mr Weasley,” Severus purred. Weasley winced. “You’ve joined us.” Smirking, Severus held out a glass. “Red wine?”

Weasley’s blanch was satisfying.

~

“Aren’t you concerned?” Severus murmured after Weasley went to the bar.

“About?”

“Me slipping vampire blood into your drink to transform you into my evil minion.”

Harry sighed. “You heard.”

Severus inclined his head. “Weasley’s correct. I do socialise with vampires.”

“They’re customers.” Harry huffed. “Ron’ll come around. Our relationship took him by surprise.”

“He’s not alone,” Severus said. “I said this was inadvisable-”

“And I said I don’t care.” Harry grinned. “Although there’s one vampire trait you do possess.”

“Oh?”

“Yes,” Harry whispered. “You’re great at sucking.”

A strangled noise heralded Weasley’s return. Severus smirked. Harry’s timing was improving.

~

Date: 2015-05-12 10:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pekeleke
LOL. Awww, poor Ron, although I must say that he had it coming. I loved Harry's faith in their relationship here. His unwavering certainty that they belong together will eventually tear Ron's doubts apart and hopefully rub off on Severus too, then they'll be properly happy. Lovely and funny as always. Kudos on a job well done. :D

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