Fic: Negotiating Slytherin Style
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alisanneTitle: Negotiating Slytherin Style
Author:alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Summary: Harry tries to negotiate, but no one negotiates like a Slytherin.
Word Count: 300
Genre: Romance, humor.
Warnings: all dialogue.
A/N: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
slythindor100's February prompt# 203: You had me at blow job.
Beta(s):sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Negotiating Slytherin Style
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“Come on, Draco, it’ll be fun.”
“Your idea of fun isn’t the same as mine, Potter.”
“Oh, so it’s Potter now, is it? That’s not what you screamed last night.”
“I was riding your cock at the time, so that doesn’t count. You’re definitely Potter when you suggest we have dinner with your ex-girlfriend.”
“She wants to be friends.”
“She wants you back. This is her trying to lull you into a false sense of security.”
“She wouldn’t.”
“Why not? I would.”
“That’s because you’d cheat.”
“So would she.”
“If you go, I’ll blow you in the loo at the restaurant.”
“What restaurant?”
“Angelo’s.”
“Their loo’s filthy!”
“You’re refusing a blow job?”
“Of course not. I’m just saying you’ll need to Scourgify the place before we do anything there.”
“So you’re agreeing to go?”
“I suppose.”
“Brilliant! I’ll let her know.”
“Are you going to tell her about the blow job?”
“Of course not!”
“Good. Because I think she’d want to watch.”
“Bloody hell! Why do you say that?”
“Because we’re fucking hot, Harry. And you do give decent head.”
“Decent?”
“Adequate, then. Is that better?”
“Fuck you, Malfoy.”
“All right, although it’s a little early.”
“That wasn’t a proposition!”
“Of course it was. Arguing’s our foreplay, Harry.”
“Bloody hell!”
“What?”
“You’re right, arguing is our foreplay.”
“Of course I’m right. And are you only now realising that?”
“Godric. Please tell me you won’t be like this at dinner.”
“Like what?”
“Like…this.”
“You knew what I was like when we started dating. I’m not about to change now. Why are you hitting your head against the table? That does nothing to improve your hair, you know.”
“Fuck me. Fine, you win. I’ll tell Ginny we’re too busy for dinner.”
“Do I still get the blow job?”
“Yes, Draco.”
“Excellent.”
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Author:
alisanneRating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Summary: Harry tries to negotiate, but no one negotiates like a Slytherin.
Word Count: 300
Genre: Romance, humor.
Warnings: all dialogue.
A/N: Written for
slythindor100's February prompt# 203: You had me at blow job. Beta(s):
sevfan and emynn.Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Negotiating Slytherin Style
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“Come on, Draco, it’ll be fun.”
“Your idea of fun isn’t the same as mine, Potter.”
“Oh, so it’s Potter now, is it? That’s not what you screamed last night.”
“I was riding your cock at the time, so that doesn’t count. You’re definitely Potter when you suggest we have dinner with your ex-girlfriend.”
“She wants to be friends.”
“She wants you back. This is her trying to lull you into a false sense of security.”
“She wouldn’t.”
“Why not? I would.”
“That’s because you’d cheat.”
“So would she.”
“If you go, I’ll blow you in the loo at the restaurant.”
“What restaurant?”
“Angelo’s.”
“Their loo’s filthy!”
“You’re refusing a blow job?”
“Of course not. I’m just saying you’ll need to Scourgify the place before we do anything there.”
“So you’re agreeing to go?”
“I suppose.”
“Brilliant! I’ll let her know.”
“Are you going to tell her about the blow job?”
“Of course not!”
“Good. Because I think she’d want to watch.”
“Bloody hell! Why do you say that?”
“Because we’re fucking hot, Harry. And you do give decent head.”
“Decent?”
“Adequate, then. Is that better?”
“Fuck you, Malfoy.”
“All right, although it’s a little early.”
“That wasn’t a proposition!”
“Of course it was. Arguing’s our foreplay, Harry.”
“Bloody hell!”
“What?”
“You’re right, arguing is our foreplay.”
“Of course I’m right. And are you only now realising that?”
“Godric. Please tell me you won’t be like this at dinner.”
“Like what?”
“Like…this.”
“You knew what I was like when we started dating. I’m not about to change now. Why are you hitting your head against the table? That does nothing to improve your hair, you know.”
“Fuck me. Fine, you win. I’ll tell Ginny we’re too busy for dinner.”
“Do I still get the blow job?”
“Yes, Draco.”
“Excellent.”
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Date: 2017-02-16 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-17 03:56 pm (UTC)Poor Harry. I suspect Draco was never planning to go.
And yes, Harry should just give up that idea. Not gonna happen...
Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2017-02-17 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-17 03:56 pm (UTC)Thank you, dear!