Drabble: Bedside Manner

[alisanne]

Title: Bedside Manner
Author: alisanne
Rating: G
Written for snape100's challenge: #193: Non magic AU
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Bedside Manner

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Snape entered, coat snapping behind him. “What is it?” he growled.

“My mother,” the girl said, pointing. “She says I need birth control.”

Snape barked a laugh. “She says? Shall we ask her?”

“She only speaks Korean...”

“Excellent, I speak some Korean.”

The girl began to stammer.

“Don’t lie to me again,” he interrupted. “I’ll give you the pills since you’re being responsible, but tell your boyfriend I said you still need a condom.”

While checking out, the girl murmured. “He seems so familiar...”

The nurse smiled. “We get that a lot. They modelled a show on telly after him.”

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Comments

[angela_snape.insanejournal.com]

Snape as House? Love it!!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heheheh, they are definitely similar types of men, IMO. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[akuma_river.insanejournal.com]

You know it wasn't until you mentioned House that I got the last few lines.

*headdesk* And I'm such an avid fan too. :D

[dianamoon.insanejournal.com]

LOL! Nicely done.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heee, thanks! :)

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

*LOL*
If Snape is House, then who are Harry and Draco on the TV series? XD

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Let's see. Harry's prolly Wilson and Draco... Draco has to be Chase. *g*
Thanks!

[aura_wolf.insanejournal.com]

*giggles* That was great. House is totally Snape from another universe. And visa-versa!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

I KNOW! I figured that a bunch of people would have written this already. :)
Thanks, my dear!

[witchdragon.insanejournal.com]

*snorts* LOL!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehehe. Yay, I made you laugh! :)

[synn.insanejournal.com]

Awesome : )

Though I beg to differ -- I think Harry would be Chase and Draco would be Wilson. I don't just say that b/c I'm a Chase fan, either. There's something about the way Chase seems the dumb blond until you push him -- and then it's him who figures out the 'house' solution w/o house. (chase has gotten the diagnoses right, or close, more often than any of the fellows).
It's harder for me to explain why I feel that Wilson/house is more like Draco/snape, but a lot of it has to do w/ feeling that most of how house and wilson know is each other is familiarity bred by proximity. Some fondness, lots of slashiness, but not necessarily love.
....
I'm taking this way too far, aren't I?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahah, no, it's okay. I know people take their House seriously. As seriously as people take their... oh, I just got another idea for a drabble. Heh.

And yes, I can see Draco=Wilson. So I'll let you have Harry=Chase. ;)

Thanks! *g*

[midnightdesire.insanejournal.com]

*giggle*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! *glee*

[jadzia7667.insanejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

*snogs, twirls, snogs again*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! *dances with you*
Thanks, love!

[(Anonymous)]

Very good. Snape is quite Housian (or House is quite Snapean, since Snape was around first.)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I guess I would say House is quite Snapean although either would work. ;)
Thank you!

[fleurdeliser.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!

I wonder who that is??? *taps chin*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Oh, I think you're pulling my leg. ;)
:*

[felaine.insanejournal.com]

Yea!! I get to use my "House/HP" icon.

Good drabble; those two are a lot alike.

Felaine

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yes, they are definitely similar personality types. *g*
Cute icon!

Thanks, felaine. :)

[lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com]

LOL, fabulous!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks so much, Lyv! :*

Bedside Manner

[koshweasley.insanejournal.com]

I've still not seen House * hangs head *

But excellent none the less. His bedside manner works magic or not.

Re: Bedside Manner

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Oh this would be even better if you were a House fan, I think.
Thanks, Koshie!

[ivylady.insanejournal.com]

Awesome. I would love to see Snape as House.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Mmm, that would be totally awesome! *g*
Thanks, hon. :)

[septentrion1970.insanejournal.com]

LOL I suppose you're speaking of Dr House (never saw the series, so I can only guess).

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahah, your icon!
And yes, you're correct. :) They are quite similar in personality. *g*
Thanks for commenting. :)

[hphaeton]

*snicker* oh god, that almost makes me want to try watching House.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Oh, if you want clever, snarky dialogue, House is definitely the show for you. :)

Glad I could give you a laugh. Heh.

[inamac.insanejournal.com]

*Grin* I love that scene! (And if ever Rickman gives up Snape (which perish forbid) I can just see Laurie in the robes...)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! OMG, he would make a great Snape. *snert*
Hogwarts would never be the same. *g*
Thanks!

[lalaith_niniel.insanejournal.com]

I love you*. And Snape. And House.

Do not mean to imply that your personality is in any like either of the following.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha, I took it as a compliment. Thanks, hon!
And actually I can be quite Housian in a bad day. ;)

[vamp2puppy.insanejournal.com]

LOL!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*

[westernredcedar.insanejournal.com]

Bwahaha! Clinic duty! I'm sure he'll get out of it...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Oh, you know it. HarryWilson, or Draco Chase will have to cover. ;)
Thank you for commenting. :)

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

I so knew you meant House! Finally someone that picked up on the Snape-House likelyness =)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh, it's definitely not a stretch to see a connection between these two. *g*
Thanks, hon! :)

[jaddziadax.insanejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:
i just realized i have no howse icon on here ;_;

and...

hehehe

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Suddenly I had this idea of House as anime or manga... O.o

Thanks! :)