Fic: Pick Up Artist

[alisanne]

Title: Pick Up Artist
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter.
Summary: Sometimes you're not in the mood.
Word Count: 350
Warnings: *sigh* See rating.
A/N: Written for hp_may_madness/hp_may_madness/hp_may_madness' 2017 fest.
Day Three prompt(s) used:
Word Prompts: lemon, legal, lascivious
Pairing: Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter
Kink: role play
Beta(s): sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Pick Up Artist

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“From the man over there at the bar,” the waiter said, placing the drink in front of James.

Leaning over to look, Teddy saw the bloke. He raised an eyebrow. “Ah.”

“Any message?” the waiter asked.

Teddy shook his head.

Nodding, the waiter turned away, and Teddy eyed the drink before taking a tentative sip.

“It’s a lemon martini.”

Teddy looked up into blue eyes. “It’s good,” he said.

“I’m Sirius,” the bloke said, sitting down across from Teddy. “And you are?”

“Theo.”

“That’s a nice name.” Sirius smiled, giving Teddy a slow, lascivious once-over. “You have a nice…everything, actually.”

Teddy raised an eyebrow. “Aren’t you a bit young to be picking up blokes like me? Are you even legal?”

Sirius grinned. “Let me worry about that.”

“Hm.” Teddy took another sip. “Aren’t you going to have a drink?”

“Absolutely.” Sirius chuckled. “To be honest, you’re like a tall glass of water. I can see drinking you later.”

Teddy blinked at him. “You did not just say that. Bloody hell, Jamie, that was terrible!”

“Sirius’” face fell. “Hey, I’m supposed to be picking you up! Way to break character.”

Teddy shook his head. “Sorry, it’s just…” He shrugged. “To be honest, I’m not feeling it tonight. I don’t want to pick up any random bloke right now. I want my boyfriend the Auror.”

James stared at him for a moment before muttering a spell that made his features morph into their normal shape. His expression softened. “Fine. We don’t have to do this tonight. I just thought it’d be fun to role play.”

“We can still role play,” Teddy said, clasping his hand. He grinned. “Tell you what, we can go home and play Aurors and robbers.”

“Yeah, okay.” James hummed. “Can I be the robber this time?”

“Absolutely. As long as I can tie you up and have my Auror way with you.”

“Brilliant.” James stood, pulling Teddy with him. “Let’s go.”

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Comments

[capitu]

Awwww LOL! I adore James coming up with such a bad line that made Teddy break character. LOL They are adorable!

[alisanne]

Heh. Yeah, James may have been a bit too eager there. *g*
But it still worked out since I suspect they both like Aurors and Robbers. ;)

Thank you, hon! <3

[gracerene]

Aww, I love these two so much! I think Teddy's choice of compromise was quite appropriate. ;)

[alisanne]

LOL! Yes, I think fun will still be had by all. :)
Thank you, dear!

[reg_flint]

I want to see an interrogation sex scene now. (role play)

[alisanne]

Bwahaha!
Yeah, I like Auror interrogation scenes. I may still write that (in my spare time :P).
Thank you!

[torino10154]

LOL that was cute. There's a time and place for role play. The bedroom is a good place. ;) Nice job, hon.

[alisanne]

Heh. Yes it is.
Although knowing these two, I imagine they've tried other rooms on occasion... ;)
Thanks, hon!

[felixfvlicis]

Oh, they are so stinking cute! I can't! And you ... you can write anything. God. So good.
♥

[alisanne]

*giggles*
And you are good for my ego!
Thanks, hon!
And yes, they are pretty adorbs. *g*

<3

[hollys_tree]

Very cute. :)

[alisanne]

Thank you so much. :)

[fantasyfiend09]

So cute! Teddy has great ideas.

[alisanne]

LOL! Yeah, Teddy can be clever when motivated. ;)
Thanks, hon!