How are you at Dream Interpretation?

So I have been having the weirdest dreams lately.
Often I don't remember the details, but this morning I did, and since I wrote it all out while in chat with torino10154 to see what she though (she thinks it's the drugs LOL) I figured I'd share here.

( Cut for bizarreness )

So how about it, those of you who actually read all that rambling?
Any ideas WTF is going on?
<3

Drabble: A Convincing Encounter

Title: A Convincing Encounter
Author: alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Frank Longbottom/Alice Longbottom.
Word Count: 100 x 9
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snape100/snape100/snape100's prompt # 713: Snape's Library - Enchanted Encounters.
This is part Twenty-Five of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Convincing Encounter )