Fic: Too Soon, Too Late
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alisanneTitle: Too Soon, Too Late
Author:alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco takes forever to get ready.
Word Count: 365
Warnings: All dialogue.
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hogwarts365's prompt # 220: “How did it get so late so soon?” ― Dr. Seuss, Success, Improvement.
Beta(s):sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Too Soon, Too Late
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“We’re going to be late if we don’t leave like five minutes ago.”
“Please. Everyone who’s anyone knows parties don’t really begin until at least an hour after the official start time.”
“This is Hermione’s party, though. I’m betting she’s expecting us to be on time.”
“She has met us, right?”
“I used to be punctual before I started dating you.”
“Probably because you didn’t have a sexy boyfriend at home.”
“Wait, what are you—? Why are you undressing? You’re supposed to be putting clothes on, not removing them.”
“I feel like having a wank.”
“Right now? Shouldn’t you’ve taken care of that in the shower earlier?”
“Who says I didn’t? For your information, all Malfoys have high sex drives.”
“I’d rather not think about the sex drives of any other Malfoys, thanks.”
“Suit yourself. Anyway, you may as well relax while you wait. Or you could join me.”
“You…Argh!”
“You look tense, Harry. You know what’s great for relieving tension? A nice, slow wank.”
“You’re such as arsehole!”
“Is that supposed to be an insult? You clearly love my arsehole since you’re always sticking your tongue— Oof! Success! Nice of you to join me.”
“What was I supposed to do when you were fondling your dick in front of me?”
“I’m not complaining. Although, to get the most out of this, I’d suggest you get naked, too.”
“Ugh! Fine. Evanesco.”
“There. Isn’t that better?”
“Whatever. You get to explain to Hermione why we’re late. Now roll over.”
“You roll over. And I have the perfect explanation. Although, are you sure you want Granger to know we were late because you couldn’t resist fucking me?”
“How can I fuck you if you won’t…? Oh fuck.”
“That’s how. Now, isn’t this an improvement? Unless you don’t want me to ride your cock?”
“Shut up and move…Oh, Merlin!”
“Mmm, Salazar, you feel—”
“….”
“….”
“Bloody hell, that was brilliant.”
“Of course it was. I was involved.”
“Oh my God, look at the time.”
“Goodness. How did it get so late so soon?”
“We can’t go now! We’re hours late.”
“What a shame. I guess we’ll have to stay home and fuck instead.”
“You are such an arse.”
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Author:
alisanneRating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco takes forever to get ready.
Word Count: 365
Warnings: All dialogue.
A/N: Written for
hogwarts365/hogwarts365's prompt # 220: “How did it get so late so soon?” ― Dr. Seuss, Success, Improvement. Beta(s):
sevfan and emynn.Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
~
Too Soon, Too Late
~
“We’re going to be late if we don’t leave like five minutes ago.”
“Please. Everyone who’s anyone knows parties don’t really begin until at least an hour after the official start time.”
“This is Hermione’s party, though. I’m betting she’s expecting us to be on time.”
“She has met us, right?”
“I used to be punctual before I started dating you.”
“Probably because you didn’t have a sexy boyfriend at home.”
“Wait, what are you—? Why are you undressing? You’re supposed to be putting clothes on, not removing them.”
“I feel like having a wank.”
“Right now? Shouldn’t you’ve taken care of that in the shower earlier?”
“Who says I didn’t? For your information, all Malfoys have high sex drives.”
“I’d rather not think about the sex drives of any other Malfoys, thanks.”
“Suit yourself. Anyway, you may as well relax while you wait. Or you could join me.”
“You…Argh!”
“You look tense, Harry. You know what’s great for relieving tension? A nice, slow wank.”
“You’re such as arsehole!”
“Is that supposed to be an insult? You clearly love my arsehole since you’re always sticking your tongue— Oof! Success! Nice of you to join me.”
“What was I supposed to do when you were fondling your dick in front of me?”
“I’m not complaining. Although, to get the most out of this, I’d suggest you get naked, too.”
“Ugh! Fine. Evanesco.”
“There. Isn’t that better?”
“Whatever. You get to explain to Hermione why we’re late. Now roll over.”
“You roll over. And I have the perfect explanation. Although, are you sure you want Granger to know we were late because you couldn’t resist fucking me?”
“How can I fuck you if you won’t…? Oh fuck.”
“That’s how. Now, isn’t this an improvement? Unless you don’t want me to ride your cock?”
“Shut up and move…Oh, Merlin!”
“Mmm, Salazar, you feel—”
“….”
“….”
“Bloody hell, that was brilliant.”
“Of course it was. I was involved.”
“Oh my God, look at the time.”
“Goodness. How did it get so late so soon?”
“We can’t go now! We’re hours late.”
“What a shame. I guess we’ll have to stay home and fuck instead.”
“You are such an arse.”
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Date: 2017-12-02 04:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-02 09:13 pm (UTC)Thanks! :)