Fic: Fall Flavour

[alisanne]

Title: Fall Flavour
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus helps Harry enjoy his favourite flavour.
Word Count: 130
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None.
A/N: A teenyfic written in honor of ciel_vert's birthday. Requested pairing, snarry, prompt: pumpkin. Happy Birthday!
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Fall Flavour

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“We could always carve the pumpkin together,” Harry said.

“Indeed, we could,” Severus said. “However, I would sooner leave the country.”

Harry grinned. “Aww, c’mon, Severus, it’ll be fun.”

“If you are such a proponent of mutilating fruit, then proceed,” Severus said, gesturing towards the large, orange gourd sitting on the table.

Harry sighed. “We agreed we would do something with a fall theme tonight,” he reminded Severus. “And since pumpkin is my favourite flavour...”

Severus smirked. “I am aware of your penchant for pumpkin, brat,” he said. “But perhaps a more sophisticated method of enjoying it is in order.”

Harry’s eyes widened as Severus held up a vial. “Is that...?”

“Mm, yes, I have finally perfected a pumpkin-flavoured lubricant. Shall we retire?”

They never did hand-carve their pumpkin.

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Comments

[ciel_vert.insanejournal.com]

Aw, that was so cute! Thank you! :)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
The muse was very clear on what she wanted to do with your prompt. Heh. I love it when that happens. :)
Yay that you liked it, my dear! *hugs*

[jadzia7667.insanejournal.com]

LOL...that's gotta be better than pumpkin flavored coffee. Go Severus! *snuggles you* How've you been, sugar?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha, yes, I have to agree. While pumpkin coffee sounds yummy, pumpkin!Severus would still win. *g* Thanks, babe!
*cuddles back*

I'm okay, luv. Work is a bummer lately, but that's nothing new.
How are you? ♥

[sweetmelodykiss.insanejournal.com]

Ha! So, cute, pumpkin lube, I love it!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*g* Trust Severus to come up with a way to tempt Harry with his fave flavor. ;)
Thank you!

[snapesgirl_62.insanejournal.com]

I think I need to add to my pumpkin fetish. Where can I get Sev's flavored lube at. lol

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha. I think you need access to a potions master. If you find one, do let me know. ;)
Thanks, hon!

[angela_snape.insanejournal.com]

Pumpkin-flavoured lube? Girl, you slay me!

ROFL!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
My muse can be clever. Hee.
Thanks, my dear! :)

[arielhime.insanejournal.com]

*snickers* that was great!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks, hon. :)

[keyairreem.insanejournal.com]

HEHEHE Maybe he will make enough for everyone???

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*snicker*
Maybe he will. Perhaps we just need to ask nicely. ;)
Thanks!

[ivylady.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Well, if the choice came down to pumpkin lube or pumpkin carving, that poor pumpkin would rot before I got to it. *grins*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Pretty much my attitude as well. *g*
Thanks, sweetie! :)

[fleurdeliser.insanejournal.com]

*grin*

Mmm. Pumpkin.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh. Mmm, yes. :)
Thanks, luv!

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

Pumpkin-flavoured lubricant. Hummm...
Another kink to add to the ones that you addicted me.
Does that lubricant come with other flavors? *LOL*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha, you know, I'm betting that Severus is working on a Harry flavored one as we speak. *g*
And yay for more kinks!
Thanks, hon. ;)

[felaine.insanejournal.com]

Pumpkin lube.
Sev, you old softy.
Ah, better rephrase that...

A drabble that leaves a smile. Good job.

Felaine

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
I dunno if anyone will be soft once the lube comes out... ;)

Thanks, Felaine. Always happy to provide a laugh!

[jillypooh.insanejournal.com]

Yeah I'd desert the pumpkin too. *snickers*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL, that does seem to be general consensus... *g*
Thanks, my dear!

[knic26.insanejournal.com]

I'd definitely take that over pumpkin flavored beer!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Oh yes, me, too. Of course, I'm not fond of beer at the best of times. ;)
But I would even consider it over pumpkin ice cream. *g*

Thanks, hon!

[dementordelta.insanejournal.com]

Heeee! That's just yummy!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Harry certainly thinks so. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[witchdragon.insanejournal.com]

Yay for flavored lube.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

You know? I think that's just what Harry was thinking, too. ;)
Thanks, hon! *g8

[seres_mimosa.insanejournal.com]

So cute! Severus is an utterly whipped romantic, he just doesn't admit it :)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
If there's any whipping going on I'm not sure it's happening to Severus... ;)
Thanks, my dear!

Season of mists and mellow fruitfullness...

[inamac.insanejournal.com]

Snurfles!

Gawd, you are perverted... Love it!

Re: Season of mists and mellow fruitfullness...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*snicker*
Yeah, and I know that's why you love me. ;)

*hugs*

[svartalfur.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I'm all for carving pumpkins, but Severus' method of distraction is certainly convincing ... yummy.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Indeed! Plus, there are always house-elves for those chores. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[hambares.insanejournal.com]

That Severus - always thinking!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Well one of them has to. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[hphaeton]

*snicker* So cute! Pumpkin-flavoured lubricant...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Severus was definitely inspired when he came up with that one. ;)
Thanks!

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

ohhh that's so Slytherin of Snape! ^^

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I should hope so. He's pretty proud of being Slytherin. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[moonystone.insanejournal.com]

Mwuahaha. Sneaky Slytherins always get what they want.

"Shall we retire?" Oh goodness, now that sparks some nice thoughts...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Mmm, retiring with Severus is up there on my list of fantasies, that's for sure. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[akuma_river.insanejournal.com]

Nice.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Thank you. :)

[narcissa_malfoy.insanejournal.com]

I am glad to see Snape's potions abilities finally put to good use ;)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Harry is, too. ;)
Thank you!

[drowsyfirefly.insanejournal.com]

.......*falls off of chair*

Oh goodness. Pumpkin flavored naughty bits. What more to ask for?

Nice work,
Meghan

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heee. What more, indeed? I think Severus' bits would improve most flavors, actually. *g*
Thanks so much! :)