Drabble: Promises Kept
Apr. 15th, 2018 09:49 pmTitle: Promises Kept
Author:
alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (implied).
Word Count: 100 x 3
Warnings: All dialogue.
A/N: Written for
draco100/
draco100's prompt #40: Promises.
Beta(s):
sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Promises Kept
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“This isn’t happening, is it?”
“No, sorry. I thought I could, but—”
“Well, that answers that.”
“What?”
“Whether you like fanny or cock.”
“You…knew?”
“I should have, given the way you look at Potter—”
“Shut up!”
“No. Remember our childhood promise?”
“Which one? We promised to get married, and I don’t think that’s happening—”
“Obviously not. No, I meant when we promised we’d never lie to each other.”
“Right. Okay. What about that?”
“Since I can’t have you, I’m getting you Potter.”
“Pansy!”
“You can thank me later. Now let’s get dressed. Your limp dick’s depressing me.”
“Depressing you?”
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“So, how was your date with Potter?”
“Fine.”
“Did you invite him up to see your etchings?”
“A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell.”
“Oh no, you don’t! I deserve details!”
“Pansy!”
“Ugh, fine. Tell me if you got it up for him at least.”
“Pansy!”
“Oh, so he fucked you, then?”
“I’m not discussing this with you!”
“Why not? I promised you Potter and I delivered, and this is how you repay me?”
“No. I plan to repay you with a date with Weasley.”
“Oh please! He’s smitten with Granger.”
“George Weasley.”
“Oh! Isn’t he the rich one?”
“You’re welcome.”
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Author:
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (implied).
Word Count: 100 x 3
Warnings: All dialogue.
A/N: Written for
Beta(s):
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Promises Kept
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“This isn’t happening, is it?”
“No, sorry. I thought I could, but—”
“Well, that answers that.”
“What?”
“Whether you like fanny or cock.”
“You…knew?”
“I should have, given the way you look at Potter—”
“Shut up!”
“No. Remember our childhood promise?”
“Which one? We promised to get married, and I don’t think that’s happening—”
“Obviously not. No, I meant when we promised we’d never lie to each other.”
“Right. Okay. What about that?”
“Since I can’t have you, I’m getting you Potter.”
“Pansy!”
“You can thank me later. Now let’s get dressed. Your limp dick’s depressing me.”
“Depressing you?”
~
“So, how was your date with Potter?”
“Fine.”
“Did you invite him up to see your etchings?”
“A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell.”
“Oh no, you don’t! I deserve details!”
“Pansy!”
“Ugh, fine. Tell me if you got it up for him at least.”
“Pansy!”
“Oh, so he fucked you, then?”
“I’m not discussing this with you!”
“Why not? I promised you Potter and I delivered, and this is how you repay me?”
“No. I plan to repay you with a date with Weasley.”
“Oh please! He’s smitten with Granger.”
“George Weasley.”
“Oh! Isn’t he the rich one?”
“You’re welcome.”
~
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Date: 2018-04-16 06:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-04-16 11:56 pm (UTC)Thank you! <3
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Date: 2018-04-16 09:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-04-16 11:53 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2018-04-16 11:21 am (UTC)Sassy and funny, good work.
Best line:
"It's depressing YOU?"
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Date: 2018-04-16 11:54 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading, hon! :)
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Date: 2018-04-16 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-04-16 11:55 pm (UTC)Thank you!