Fic: Only So Many
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alisanneTitle: Only So Many
Author:![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
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Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: How many Harry Potters can the world stand?
Word Count: 460
Genre: Humor/romance
Warnings: AU
A/N: Written formac_tunes' birthday. My muse liked the idea of naked Snapes and came up with this. Happy birhtday!
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Only So Many
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“There were seven of you plus the Weasleys?” Severus rolled his eyes. “Dear Merlin, it’s Gryffindor hell. And you mean to tell me you watched them all transform in front of you?”
Harry knew the look on Severus’ face very well, and it was clear that he was holding back laughter. He nodded.
“Yes. And then they all dropped trou and were walking around starkers. It was mortifying.”
A genuine smile curved Severus’ mouth. “I would have given a lot to have seen that,” he said. “A room full of naked Harry Potters? Yes, that would be quite the sight. Was Miss Weasley there?”
Harry blushed furiously. “No! Merlin, her parents were there, can you imagine?
“Mm. Such a shame she missed such an illustrious moment,” Severus said insincerely. “She would have taken the opportunity to check out your wares, I imagine.” Severus was smirking.
“Knowing Ginny, I suppose you’re right,” Harry muttered.
Severus pursed his lips. “Well, I know I would have taken full advantage.”
Harry sighed. “Yes, Slytherin that you are, I imagine you would have. Maybe it’s a good thing we didn’t know you were on our side. If you’d been there, it would have been really embarrassing.”
“Perhaps. I wonder if we could recreate the scene sometime?” Severus mused. “Seven naked Potters...”
“What? No! One, we don’t, um, have any Polyjuice, and two, you’d need six volunteers.”
“Perhaps you’ve forgotten that I am a Potions master? I am capable of making Polyjuice, and I have an unlimited supply of your hair. And I suspect there are many who would would be willing to be you for an hour. Thus, I, too, could have a room full of naked Potters should I so wish.”
Harry shook his head. “I’d rather see a room full of naked Snapes, actually,” he said, grinning. “That’s a much better idea.”
“I’m not sure that’s advisable,” Severus purred.
“Why not?” Harry asked.
Severus hauled Harry towards him. “Perhaps we should see how well you can handle one of me first, hm, brat?” he growled before attacking Harry’s mouth with gusto.
Harry responded with his typical enthusiasm, and after a few moments he forgot what they had even been discussing. Later, while they cuddled on the on the sofa, he recalled Severus’ idea.
“So, you still want seven of me? I think you’ll need a Stamina Potion.”
Severus sighed. “Too much effort. I suppose I’ll stick with one of you for the time being,” he said. “After all, there’s only so many Harry Potters the world can handle at one time.”
“The world? Planning on sharing me?”
“I would never inflict such a thing on others. No, I’m afraid you are all mine.” Severus closed his eyes.
Harry smiled and settled close. “As long as you know it goes both ways.”
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Author:
alisanneRating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: How many Harry Potters can the world stand?
Word Count: 460
Genre: Humor/romance
Warnings: AU
A/N: Written for
mac_tunes' birthday. My muse liked the idea of naked Snapes and came up with this. Happy birhtday!Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Only So Many
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“There were seven of you plus the Weasleys?” Severus rolled his eyes. “Dear Merlin, it’s Gryffindor hell. And you mean to tell me you watched them all transform in front of you?”
Harry knew the look on Severus’ face very well, and it was clear that he was holding back laughter. He nodded.
“Yes. And then they all dropped trou and were walking around starkers. It was mortifying.”
A genuine smile curved Severus’ mouth. “I would have given a lot to have seen that,” he said. “A room full of naked Harry Potters? Yes, that would be quite the sight. Was Miss Weasley there?”
Harry blushed furiously. “No! Merlin, her parents were there, can you imagine?
“Mm. Such a shame she missed such an illustrious moment,” Severus said insincerely. “She would have taken the opportunity to check out your wares, I imagine.” Severus was smirking.
“Knowing Ginny, I suppose you’re right,” Harry muttered.
Severus pursed his lips. “Well, I know I would have taken full advantage.”
Harry sighed. “Yes, Slytherin that you are, I imagine you would have. Maybe it’s a good thing we didn’t know you were on our side. If you’d been there, it would have been really embarrassing.”
“Perhaps. I wonder if we could recreate the scene sometime?” Severus mused. “Seven naked Potters...”
“What? No! One, we don’t, um, have any Polyjuice, and two, you’d need six volunteers.”
“Perhaps you’ve forgotten that I am a Potions master? I am capable of making Polyjuice, and I have an unlimited supply of your hair. And I suspect there are many who would would be willing to be you for an hour. Thus, I, too, could have a room full of naked Potters should I so wish.”
Harry shook his head. “I’d rather see a room full of naked Snapes, actually,” he said, grinning. “That’s a much better idea.”
“I’m not sure that’s advisable,” Severus purred.
“Why not?” Harry asked.
Severus hauled Harry towards him. “Perhaps we should see how well you can handle one of me first, hm, brat?” he growled before attacking Harry’s mouth with gusto.
Harry responded with his typical enthusiasm, and after a few moments he forgot what they had even been discussing. Later, while they cuddled on the on the sofa, he recalled Severus’ idea.
“So, you still want seven of me? I think you’ll need a Stamina Potion.”
Severus sighed. “Too much effort. I suppose I’ll stick with one of you for the time being,” he said. “After all, there’s only so many Harry Potters the world can handle at one time.”
“The world? Planning on sharing me?”
“I would never inflict such a thing on others. No, I’m afraid you are all mine.” Severus closed his eyes.
Harry smiled and settled close. “As long as you know it goes both ways.”
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Date: 2007-10-25 03:20 am (UTC)Besides his too possessive to let 7 Potters on the loose. And parish the thought of having 7 Snapes instead, one his already hard to deal with!
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Date: 2007-10-25 02:44 pm (UTC)And you're right. He's definitely too possessive to have any more Snapes around as competition, and all he really wants is the "real" Potter, I suspect.
Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2007-10-25 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:46 pm (UTC)I think that since he has given up such a lot in the past, he deserves this one thing... *g*
Thanks, my dear!
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Date: 2007-10-25 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:47 pm (UTC)Thanks, sweetie!
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Date: 2007-10-25 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:50 pm (UTC)Thanks, my dear!
Seven Potters or Seven Snapes Equal Hard decisions
Date: 2007-10-25 04:48 am (UTC)Wonderful ideas! But Possesive!Snape would never allow the sharing of Potter. He might probably come up with the idea of have clones of Harry instead of polyjuicing Harry (as they are not really Harry). If you remember Multiplicity movies, what would happen if we split up Harry Potter with different personality for each... I wonder..
Thank you for the lovely, lovely story! And for pointing me here!
is your muse getting randy from the idea?
Re: Seven Potters or Seven Snapes Equal Hard decisions
Date: 2007-10-25 02:56 pm (UTC)And it's all your fault that I came up with this fic since you talked about multiple Snapes... ;)
Anyway, this is my new approach to birthday drabbles. I'm writing them if I get inspired by a conversation with the giftee, which is less stressful for me.
Glad you enjoyed it! Happy birthday!
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Date: 2007-10-25 05:46 am (UTC)How cute! Aww...
Love it.
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Date: 2007-10-25 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:58 pm (UTC)Thanks, my dear!
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Date: 2007-10-25 08:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 02:59 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2007-10-25 09:27 am (UTC)Where do you get your ideas? And can I have some?
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Date: 2007-10-25 03:02 pm (UTC)Maybe ask your flist for ideas? *g*
Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2007-10-25 09:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 03:03 pm (UTC)Thanks, my dear!
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 03:03 pm (UTC)And OMG, what an utterly adorable icon! *g*
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 03:05 pm (UTC)My jouranl's not called hot buttered fluff for nothing, baybee. *g*
Thanks!
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Date: 2007-10-25 12:39 pm (UTC)That is very romantic for those two!
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Date: 2007-10-25 03:16 pm (UTC)Yes, sorry about that. It's been a rough week and that makes me get even fluffier in my writing. ;)
Thanks!
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Date: 2007-10-25 02:24 pm (UTC)"I would never inflict such a thing on others."
That's Snape all right.
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Date: 2007-10-25 03:24 pm (UTC)Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2007-10-25 02:58 pm (UTC)So true! The verbal skills of one Snape are scary enough. I can't imagine if more than one ganged up on Harry! Although, I wouldn't mind watch two Snapes spar.
Lovely thing to wake up to!
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Date: 2007-10-25 04:44 pm (UTC)Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2007-10-25 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 06:59 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2007-10-25 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-26 02:47 am (UTC)Thanks, Sophia! *hugs*
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-26 02:48 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed it, luv! *cuddles*
You feeling better? :*
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Date: 2007-10-26 12:09 am (UTC)*drools* *zap* shit. i think i shorted out my computer with saliva just thinking about that.
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Date: 2007-10-26 02:49 am (UTC)It is a pretty compelling image, innit? Hee!
Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2007-10-26 12:23 am (UTC)“I would never inflict such a thing on others. No, I’m afraid you are all mine.” Severus closed his eyes.
...as it should be. :D
*giggles and sighs from the cuteness*
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Date: 2007-10-26 02:50 am (UTC)Thanks, sweetie! *muah*
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Date: 2007-10-26 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-27 11:31 pm (UTC)Thanks, hon!
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Date: 2007-10-26 10:22 am (UTC)*happy smile*
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Date: 2007-10-27 11:33 pm (UTC)Aww, thanks, Rakina! *hugs*
Glad you liked it. :)
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Date: 2007-10-27 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-27 11:34 pm (UTC)Thanks, my dear!