Drabble: Babes in Toyland

[alisanne]

Author: alisanne
Summary: Written for the harryron100 Prompt: Toys
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/innuendo
A/N: Thanks to sevfan for the use of her sharp, beta-reading eyes. :)
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Babes in Toyland

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“So we’ve decided to celebrate Yule a bit differently this year,” Ron said.

“Oh?” Hermione looked mildly interested.

“Yeah. We’re buying toys.” Ron grinned.

Hermione gasped. “Ron,” she whispered urgently. “You do realize that most people keep their... extracurricular activities private?”

Ron looked puzzled. “What extracurricular activities?” he asked. “We’re planning to give them to the orphanage.”

“Oh! You mean toys toys.” Hermione backed away. “I thought... never mind.”

Ron was still staring after her when Harry came over. “What’s going on?” he asked.

Ron repeated the conversation to Harry, who shrugged. “I dunno. Hermione can be really odd sometimes.”

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Comments

[midnightblue88.insanejournal.com]

Heehee! Hermione is so funny.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
I think maybe she gave them some ideas... ;)
Thanks!

[solstice_muse.insanejournal.com]

She's such a dirty girl!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! And we love it. ;)
Thanks, hon!

[felaine.insanejournal.com]

Maybe that's in the revised version of "Hogwarts: A History."
Cute drabble.
Felaine

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! If it's in there, she knows about it. ;)
Thanks, Felaine!

[earth_dragon.insanejournal.com]

you *know* hermone wishes she had been right the firs time, she wants to watch! XD

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh, you're prolly right. She's not stupid. ;)
Thank you!

[angela_snape.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee. Boys can be so silly. ;)

[goneoffthelump.insanejournal.com]

Hee! :)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Glad I gave you a chuckle. :)

[fleurdeliser.insanejournal.com]

Ahahahahaaha. Silly Hermione. :D:D:D

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Maybe she was just hoping... ;)
Thanks, hon! :*

[trubbleclef.insanejournal.com]

What a dirty little mid she has, eh?

*applauds you*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehehe, yes, she's always thinking. ;)
*bows* Thanks!

[winter_june.insanejournal.com]

Not sure if she is too fast (or hopeful) or he is too slow (because I dude he is that innocent). They make a cute couple, though.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*snickers*
Like the truth ususally is, it's prolly somwhere in between. *g*
Thanks! :)

[plotbunniofdoom.insanejournal.com]

lol

Very funny. :-)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*glee*
Thanks, my dear!

[ladybahiya.insanejournal.com]

I don't know what's more frightening...

The thought of Hermione being a perv or you writing het.

Lmao! JK sweetie...this was funny.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Het? *looks around suspiciously* Where? ;)
And of course Hermione's a perv. She's too smart not to be. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

Hermione has just prove herself to the world that she is human. And as such she can be mistaken.
It's not only studies she has on her mind, she also has sex! And a kinky one as that!*LOL*
Hermione, what a very dirty mind you've got!!! XD

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Was she mistaken, though? ;)
Maybe this will give them the desire to do some research and who knows what'll happen then...? Heh.

Thanks, hon!

[hedwigs_bane.insanejournal.com]

Hermy's mind in the gutter, I swear! How could she suspect such a thing of the boys?

Must have some vivid pictures in her mind, though!

LOL good one!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LMAO. She's just anticipating the possibilities. ;)
And yes, I suspect her imagination is quite vivid. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[jaddziadax.insanejournal.com]

hehehe

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! Yay! :)

[(Anonymous)]

I really need to set up an account here so I can comment on your writing. I love how Hermoine both "went there" first, and how she assumed Ron's intent. Because honestly, had the topic ever come up in the Weasley household, Arthur's enthusiastic questioning would have embarrassed the boys so much they'd have never mentioned adult toys again. foretinterdite at LJ

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

OMG, can you imagine? Arthur would be like "batteries you say? And how do they work?" Heh, they would never hear the end of it. :)
Thanks so much!
And yes, I like my IJ, you should join us all here. :)

[jillypooh.insanejournal.com]

I'm just picturing the boys ears turning red when they "get" what Hermione's talking about.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehehe, yes, just before they decide to test out some toys for themselves. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[moonystone.insanejournal.com]

*squeeee* Clueless boys are so cute. And Hermione rocks!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Yes, they really are. *pets them*

And Hermione is seriously smart. *g* Good thing, too. ;)

Thanks, hon!