Fic: Bonding Time

[alisanne]

Title: Bonding Time
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry convinces Severus he's serious.
Word Count: 374
Genre: Humor/romance
Warnings: AU
A/N: This is all athenakt's fault. She gave me this bunny that would not shut up, so I had to write Severus and Harry's bonding story. This is a prequel of sorts to Moment in Time but you don't have to read that to get this.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Bonding Time

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“Is he here yet?”

Ron shook his head, and Hermione, with a worried sigh, walked back into the building.

Ron chewed on his lower lip. He’d never understand what had possessed Harry to get involved with Snape, anyway. He had his misgivings about how they would deal with each other. A moment later, he exhaled a relieved breath as Harry appeared with a crack and hurried up the steps of the church. “Where is he?” Harry wheezed.

Ron wordlessly pointed towards a door, and Harry nodded his thanks, walking over.

“Severus?” he called, knocking softly.

Ron held his breath. The last person who'd knocked had been thrown halfway across the room by the wards.

“Are you here to tell me that you’ve rethought your decision, Potter?” came a distant, chilly voice.

Harry groaned and laid his head against the door. "No, Severus. I still want to Bond, I... I love you. I'm just late."

“I am not convinced.”

“Let me in and I'll convince you.”

Ron's eyes widened as the wards went down and the door flew open, making Harry stumble inside.

The door slammed shut, and before Ron could turn away, the solid thud of a body hit the wall.

“Harry--” He started towards the room, but before he could check to see that his best friend was okay, he heard a rhythmic thump quickly followed by another, and another...

“What's going on?” Hermione asked, walking up behind him. “Is everything okay? Is he here yet? Everyone's waiting.”

Ron tried to answer but the words got stuck in his throat and then were drowned out by the sound of a body being repeatedly thrust against the wall. Hermione, always quick, immediately picked up on what was happening. “Are they--?” She rolled her eyes. “Honestly.”

She huffed and walked away, leaving a gaping Ron who was trying hard not to visualize what was happening inside. He glanced up to see that the entire group of gathered guests had turned around and were staring at the back of the church. Ron blushed harder when he realized that they could hear the sounds of Snape and Harry shagging.

Ron’s eyes met those of Draco, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy, and of all the guests they were the only ones who seemed unsurprised. Ron looked away quickly.

After about seven excruciating minutes, the door opened to reveal Harry and Snape, both clad in formal robes, both with flushed cheeks and lazy grins. At least, Harry was grinning, Snape was smirking, which to Ron was scary enough.

"Is everyone here ready to witness our ceremony?" Snape asked.

Ron nodded wordlessly, and as Harry and Snape brushed by him and began walking down the aisle, accompanied by soothing harp music, he closed his eyes and sighed. Merlin, but they would probably be fine together.

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Comments

[lalaith_niniel.insanejournal.com]

I love this Ron! He's so worried about Harry, but realizes that Snape is actually okay for him!

This was really sweet, although I can't say I wouldn't mind knowing exactly went on on the other side of that door.

[animehime.insanejournal.com]

That's actually really sweet, but my biggest thing was, 'Poor Ron'. :p ::laughs::

I wouldn't have minded being in Ron's shoes though.

[arielhime.insanejournal.com]

*cracking up* That was perfect! I love it! ^_^ HAHAH!!

Poor Ron... he's scarred... in a good way, eh? ^_^

[calico_sky.insanejournal.com]

Very nice! You know, I love smut - but somehow, just knowing what was going on behind the door was hot! ;) Great job.

[mysticsong.insanejournal.com]

*snicker*

I love this!

[jillypooh.insanejournal.com]

Ah the ever unflappable Malfoys. There not surprised because they've probably done worse. *g*

Cute and sexy!

[jillypooh.insanejournal.com]

They're *facepalm*

[drachenmina.insanejournal.com]

Oh, lovely!

And 100 house points to whoever booked the soothing harp music, I think a lot of the guests are going to need it! *g*

[rakina.insanejournal.com]

hehehehehe *snorts* ehehehehehe *falls out of chair*
Ali, it's perfect!
It's so Snarry...
I love it... 7 minutes of thumping. Just imagine the congregation not knowing where to look! And Snape's smirk...
I love it. I love you too :-DDDD

[arcencielfw.insanejournal.com]

Wonderful! I see in my mind Harry and Severus beyond the door shagging senseless and grinning! I like it very much!

[svartalfur.insanejournal.com]

Seven minutes - now that's passion. ;D

Great POV, Ron is priceless.

[nimielle.insanejournal.com]

"Is everyone here ready to witness our ceremony?" Snape asked.

Hahaha, I am sure they would XD as they already witnessed the consumation of it XD

Great stuff!

[sweetmelodykiss.insanejournal.com]

I really loved this! They're a perfect match. Excellent!

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

Eheheheh! Only Harry and Severus to start the honeymoon before the bonding!
7 minutes of thumping! If Ron could, he already be running miles from that door!
And the Malfoys will never be surprised with something! Though I might bet that Harry and Severus had already done some "thumpa-thumpa" at Malfoy manor"*LOL*

[darkladyvamp.insanejournal.com]

Just perfect!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Yes, it was a bit of an eye opening moment for Ron, I think. ;)
And I figured people would want to know what Harry did to persuade Severus, but you know private they are... Heh.
Thanks, my dear!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Yes, I'm pretty sure we all would have had our ears at the door listening. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh. He'll get over it. *g*
Glad I gave you a laugh, hon! *hugs*

[sassy_cissa.insanejournal.com]

*snickers*

I love them shagging right before the big event. Adorable!!

*snuggles*

let's go home! 'k?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I know what you mean. I thought about going into more detail, but the muse had other ideas and I kinda like how this turned out. :)
Thank you!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks so much. :)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LMAO. Yeah, definitely no shock from the Malfoys. You know they've all participated in those Slytherin orgies... *wg*
Thanks, hon! *hugs*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! That was prolly Hermione. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heee!
I dunno if there was seven minutes of thumping per se, more like thumping followed by silence followed by them emerging looking shagged out. *giggles* But yes, being in that congregation would have been interesting to say the least. ;)
Thanks, Raki! *huggles*
*hearts;

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehehe. Yes, that's quite the picture, innit? *g*
Thanks, hon!