Fic: Bonding Time

[alisanne]

Title: Bonding Time
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry convinces Severus he's serious.
Word Count: 374
Genre: Humor/romance
Warnings: AU
A/N: This is all athenakt's fault. She gave me this bunny that would not shut up, so I had to write Severus and Harry's bonding story. This is a prequel of sorts to Moment in Time but you don't have to read that to get this.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Bonding Time

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“Is he here yet?”

Ron shook his head, and Hermione, with a worried sigh, walked back into the building.

Ron chewed on his lower lip. He’d never understand what had possessed Harry to get involved with Snape, anyway. He had his misgivings about how they would deal with each other. A moment later, he exhaled a relieved breath as Harry appeared with a crack and hurried up the steps of the church. “Where is he?” Harry wheezed.

Ron wordlessly pointed towards a door, and Harry nodded his thanks, walking over.

“Severus?” he called, knocking softly.

Ron held his breath. The last person who'd knocked had been thrown halfway across the room by the wards.

“Are you here to tell me that you’ve rethought your decision, Potter?” came a distant, chilly voice.

Harry groaned and laid his head against the door. "No, Severus. I still want to Bond, I... I love you. I'm just late."

“I am not convinced.”

“Let me in and I'll convince you.”

Ron's eyes widened as the wards went down and the door flew open, making Harry stumble inside.

The door slammed shut, and before Ron could turn away, the solid thud of a body hit the wall.

“Harry--” He started towards the room, but before he could check to see that his best friend was okay, he heard a rhythmic thump quickly followed by another, and another...

“What's going on?” Hermione asked, walking up behind him. “Is everything okay? Is he here yet? Everyone's waiting.”

Ron tried to answer but the words got stuck in his throat and then were drowned out by the sound of a body being repeatedly thrust against the wall. Hermione, always quick, immediately picked up on what was happening. “Are they--?” She rolled her eyes. “Honestly.”

She huffed and walked away, leaving a gaping Ron who was trying hard not to visualize what was happening inside. He glanced up to see that the entire group of gathered guests had turned around and were staring at the back of the church. Ron blushed harder when he realized that they could hear the sounds of Snape and Harry shagging.

Ron’s eyes met those of Draco, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy, and of all the guests they were the only ones who seemed unsurprised. Ron looked away quickly.

After about seven excruciating minutes, the door opened to reveal Harry and Snape, both clad in formal robes, both with flushed cheeks and lazy grins. At least, Harry was grinning, Snape was smirking, which to Ron was scary enough.

"Is everyone here ready to witness our ceremony?" Snape asked.

Ron nodded wordlessly, and as Harry and Snape brushed by him and began walking down the aisle, accompanied by soothing harp music, he closed his eyes and sighed. Merlin, but they would probably be fine together.

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Comments

[lalaith_niniel.insanejournal.com]

I love this Ron! He's so worried about Harry, but realizes that Snape is actually okay for him!

This was really sweet, although I can't say I wouldn't mind knowing exactly went on on the other side of that door.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Yes, it was a bit of an eye opening moment for Ron, I think. ;)
And I figured people would want to know what Harry did to persuade Severus, but you know private they are... Heh.
Thanks, my dear!

[animehime.insanejournal.com]

That's actually really sweet, but my biggest thing was, 'Poor Ron'. :p ::laughs::

I wouldn't have minded being in Ron's shoes though.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Yes, I'm pretty sure we all would have had our ears at the door listening. *g*
Thanks, hon!

[arielhime.insanejournal.com]

*cracking up* That was perfect! I love it! ^_^ HAHAH!!

Poor Ron... he's scarred... in a good way, eh? ^_^

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh. He'll get over it. *g*
Glad I gave you a laugh, hon! *hugs*

[calico_sky.insanejournal.com]

Very nice! You know, I love smut - but somehow, just knowing what was going on behind the door was hot! ;) Great job.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I know what you mean. I thought about going into more detail, but the muse had other ideas and I kinda like how this turned out. :)
Thank you!

[mysticsong.insanejournal.com]

*snicker*

I love this!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks so much. :)

[jillypooh.insanejournal.com]

Ah the ever unflappable Malfoys. There not surprised because they've probably done worse. *g*

Cute and sexy!

[jillypooh.insanejournal.com]

They're *facepalm*

[drachenmina.insanejournal.com]

Oh, lovely!

And 100 house points to whoever booked the soothing harp music, I think a lot of the guests are going to need it! *g*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! That was prolly Hermione. ;)
Thanks, my dear!

[rakina.insanejournal.com]

hehehehehe *snorts* ehehehehehe *falls out of chair*
Ali, it's perfect!
It's so Snarry...
I love it... 7 minutes of thumping. Just imagine the congregation not knowing where to look! And Snape's smirk...
I love it. I love you too :-DDDD

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heee!
I dunno if there was seven minutes of thumping per se, more like thumping followed by silence followed by them emerging looking shagged out. *giggles* But yes, being in that congregation would have been interesting to say the least. ;)
Thanks, Raki! *huggles*
*hearts;

[arcencielfw.insanejournal.com]

Wonderful! I see in my mind Harry and Severus beyond the door shagging senseless and grinning! I like it very much!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehehe. Yes, that's quite the picture, innit? *g*
Thanks, hon!

[svartalfur.insanejournal.com]

Seven minutes - now that's passion. ;D

Great POV, Ron is priceless.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Yeah, I guess I did make it seem like they were shagging for the full time, although I was thinking it took them a minute or two to get dressed... Still, seven minutes is prolly possible for Severus. *g*
I do love writing from Ron's POV cuz you can just feel his discomfort, yanno? ;)
Thanks, hon!

[nimielle.insanejournal.com]

"Is everyone here ready to witness our ceremony?" Snape asked.

Hahaha, I am sure they would XD as they already witnessed the consumation of it XD

Great stuff!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. Severus was in a sharing mood I guess. *g*
Thanks, darling! *cuddles*

[sweetmelodykiss.insanejournal.com]

I really loved this! They're a perfect match. Excellent!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! They really are.
*snuggles the Snarry*
Thanks, hon!

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

Eheheheh! Only Harry and Severus to start the honeymoon before the bonding!
7 minutes of thumping! If Ron could, he already be running miles from that door!
And the Malfoys will never be surprised with something! Though I might bet that Harry and Severus had already done some "thumpa-thumpa" at Malfoy manor"*LOL*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LMAO! Well, you know Severus gets when he needs convincing. *g*
Poor Ron. I can just see his face. Bwahahahaha!
And perhaps the Malfoys have walked in on them in the past, that would explain how unsurprised they were. ;)
Thanks hon!

[darkladyvamp.insanejournal.com]

Just perfect!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Thanks, my dear. I really amused myself with this one. :)

[sassy_cissa.insanejournal.com]

*snickers*

I love them shagging right before the big event. Adorable!!

*snuggles*

let's go home! 'k?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Well, practice does make perfect. *g*
Thanks, darling. :*

[witchdragon.insanejournal.com]

*snort* wonderful!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks, babe! *hugs*

[jaddziadax.insanejournal.com]

hahahahahahaahahahah

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
I made you laugh. Yay! *g*

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

hehe as long as Harry won't be late when he gives birth to their kids ;)

Ron’s eyes met those of Draco, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy, and of all the guests they were the only ones who seemed unsurprised. umm I'm probably reading way too more into this but Snape hadn't been shagging all of them right?? XD

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! I don't think he'll have a choice in that. *g*
And no, I don't think Snape was shagging all of them, not that they'll ever say... Heh.
Thanks, hon! Your reviews make me giggle.

[athenakt.insanejournal.com]

*cackles and cheers*

The cute widdle plot bunny eyes have struck down their victim and remain triumphant! (I'm sure they've had many victims somewhere.) You handled (heh, I said "handled") that bunny (and other things) perfectly, m'dear. Ahem.

*looks innocent*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Evil bunnies. *grumbles*
Still, it was a fun ficlet to write. *g*
And don't give me that innocent look. :P No one believes it! Heh.

[fleurdeliser.insanejournal.com]

Ahahahaha!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks, babe. :*

[entrenous88.insanejournal.com]

Gahhhhh, this is so very hot.

I love what a great friend Ron is; though he's still embarrassed and bamboozled, he seems supportive!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Yay! Thanks. :)
And yes, Ron is being quite supportive. Of course, I suspect it took him a while to get to this point. *g*

[erikdesoir.insanejournal.com]

*squeals* Hooray for door!sex! I'm with Ron; they are wonderful together.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Heh, door!sex, wall!sex, table!sex... it's all good. *g*
And yes, they are meant to be. :)
Thanks!

[randomlysane.insanejournal.com]

Loved Ron here. And funny that he admits that Harry and Snape would actually do okay together. Funny and light-hearted. Loved it!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Ron is always a fun second party thru which to view events in Harry's life, especially when they involve Slytherins. *g*
Thanks so much! :)

[fanlay.insanejournal.com]

This is sweet.
I especially loved the soothing harp music. heh heh

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Helps to put them in the mood (as if they need the help!)
Thanks. *g*

[ivylady.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Harry had to use all his charms to convince Snape. Nice of Ron to realize that they belong together at their wedding.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Oh yeah, although I don't think he had to twist Severus' arm too much to persuade him. ;)
Thanks, hon!