Drabble: Romantic Enough

[alisanne]

Title: Romantic Enough
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Written for snape100's challenge: #209: Twelve unrelated items of Christmas
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Au
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Romantic Enough

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“People have attempted this before,” Severus said. “It never ends well.”

Remus flushed. “I thought they would be cute and entertaining for both of us.”

Severus ticked the items off on his fingers. “Well, since the partridge refused to stay in the pear tree and shit all over the kitchen, not to mention the geese and swans...”

Sighing, Remus nodded, resigned. “I’ll take care of it,” he said. “They’ll all be gone in an hour. So much for romance.”

Severus smirked. “Romance?” he murmured. “Leave the five golden cock rings. That should be romantic enough.”

Remus grinned. All wasn’t lost.

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Comments

[lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com]

hehehe! I like Snape's practical idea of romance! :D

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Severus is always very definite about what he likes. *g*
Thanks, luv!

[dianamoon.insanejournal.com]

*snerk* Adorable and smexy ^_^

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee. Aren't they?
Thank you. :)

[septentrion1970.insanejournal.com]

Always keep in sight what's important and what's not.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Good advice. :)

Thanks, my dear. *hugs*
How are you, BTW?

[septentrion1970.insanejournal.com]

I'm fine and hungry ;) Thanks for asking.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hungry is good, though, right? *hugs*

[septentrion1970.insanejournal.com]

It seems it is. Sometimes, I feel like a giant stomach. *g*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Understandable given the circumstances.
Worth it in the end, though, I suspect. *g*

[nimrod_9.insanejournal.com]

Yep, five golden cock rings...perfect!! Have a lovely time boys!! *grins*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Oh, I'm sure they will. *giggles*
Thanks, hon!

[firefly124.insanejournal.com]

“Leave the five golden cock rings. That should be romantic enough.”

LOL!

(Do I want to know what they'll do with the extra three?)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

They both have very active imaginations, I suspect they'll come up with something fun. *g*

Thanks, hon!

[hambares.insanejournal.com]

Leave the five golden cock rings. - Oh yes!

I love the image of the partridge pooping all over the house! :)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Poor boys. I think it'll be a while before the smell dissipates. ;)

Thanks, my dear!

[erikdesoir.insanejournal.com]

*gasping for breath* My friend Jeremy and I totally made up our own Twelve Days of Christmas and we, too, had five golden cock rings. You have infinity cool points. *nods*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yay! *bows*
I can definitely use the cool points. *g*

Thanks, babe!

[pepper202.insanejournal.com]

*laughing hysterically*
This was wonderful.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*grins*
Thanks! I can just see Severus delivering that line, you know? ;)

[witchdragon.insanejournal.com]

*snorts* very fun

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks, darling. :)

[carpet_diemon.insanejournal.com]

Oh dear, a partridge in the pantry?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

If Severus has anything to say about it, it'll only be there as dinner. *g*

[zephyr_macabee.insanejournal.com]

Ah yes, the mess factor involved with swans, hens, doves, geese and partridges must be quite substantial, but gold cock rings, always a thoughtful gift.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*nods*
Severus certainly seems to appreciate them. :)
Thanks!

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

umm.. Sev's got a quite unusual take on romance ;) lol

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

Merry Christmas hon!!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Well, we all knew he was a bit different. *g*

Thanks, hon!
And Merry Christmas to you, too. *hugs*

[sweetmelodykiss.insanejournal.com]

Oh definitely leave the five golden cock rings! Lol!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehe, yes, I think the consensus is that Severus knows what he's about. *g*
Thanks!

[angela_snape.insanejournal.com]

Five golden cock rings? *snort*

That's certainly an interesting take on the 12 Days...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahaha! well you know me. I have to be different. *g*

Thanks, hon!

[ensnarryed.insanejournal.com]

Ah, Severus. Ever practical. ;)

What WOULD they do with 8 milking maids, anyway? =)

"You can milk ANYTHING with nipples."

Now if you will excuse me, I am off to SPORK myself. X_x

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha.
Well, maybe they could borrow the maids outfits... *g*

Thanks! :)