Drabble: Perfect Manners
Apr. 13th, 2008 06:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alisanneTitle: Perfect Manners
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alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
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snarry100's challenge: #105: Career
Warning(s): None
A/N: Kinda silly.
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Perfect Manners
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“What?” the woman wailed. “How would I get a sexually transmitted disease?”
“Must I explain the facts of life to you?” Snape asked dryly. “I imagine that a woman of your obvious charms would know them quite intimately. Potter, provide her the medication.”
“W...what are you suggesting?” she sputtered, but Snape had already swept out.
“Here’s your potion,” Harry said, smiling sympathetically.
The woman snatched it from him, fuming. “He has a horrible bedside manner,” she huffed.
Harry hid his smile. Snape’s manners in bed satisfied him quite well, but this was perhaps not the time to say that.
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Author:
alisanneWord Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for
snarry100's challenge: #105: CareerWarning(s): None
A/N: Kinda silly.
Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
~
Perfect Manners
~
“What?” the woman wailed. “How would I get a sexually transmitted disease?”
“Must I explain the facts of life to you?” Snape asked dryly. “I imagine that a woman of your obvious charms would know them quite intimately. Potter, provide her the medication.”
“W...what are you suggesting?” she sputtered, but Snape had already swept out.
“Here’s your potion,” Harry said, smiling sympathetically.
The woman snatched it from him, fuming. “He has a horrible bedside manner,” she huffed.
Harry hid his smile. Snape’s manners in bed satisfied him quite well, but this was perhaps not the time to say that.
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