Drabble: Not Right
May. 9th, 2008 11:10 amTitle: Not Right
Author:
alisanne
Summary: Written for
harryron100's prompt: Car wash
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/silliness, no warnings
A/N: I have clearly lost my mind...
Beta:
sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Not Right
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“It’s wild, Ron. It’ll hurt us if we try to capture it.”
“Not if we pampered it, fed it fuel, took it to the car wash...”
Harry eyed the Ford Anglia doubtfully. “I don’t think it cares about being clean.”
“You want to come home, don’t you?” Ron said to the car in a singsong voice.
The car edged forward then stopped as a smaller shape rolled up to it.
“Is that--?” Ron’s eyes bulged.
“Sirius’ motorcycle!” Harry laughed. “It’s got a boyfriend!”
Ron was still protesting as Harry led him away. “A car and a motorcycle? That’s not right...”
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Author:
Summary: Written for
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/silliness, no warnings
A/N: I have clearly lost my mind...
Beta:
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Not Right
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“It’s wild, Ron. It’ll hurt us if we try to capture it.”
“Not if we pampered it, fed it fuel, took it to the car wash...”
Harry eyed the Ford Anglia doubtfully. “I don’t think it cares about being clean.”
“You want to come home, don’t you?” Ron said to the car in a singsong voice.
The car edged forward then stopped as a smaller shape rolled up to it.
“Is that--?” Ron’s eyes bulged.
“Sirius’ motorcycle!” Harry laughed. “It’s got a boyfriend!”
Ron was still protesting as Harry led him away. “A car and a motorcycle? That’s not right...”
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