Drabble: Never in Public
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alisanneTitle: Never in Public
Author:![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
slytherins100's challenge: #026: Seventeen and for ![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-community.gif)
snarry100's challenge # 109: Let's talk about sex, baby.
Warning(s): The silliness continues.
A/N: I began with Questions and Answers, anddrachenmina continued it in her brilliant drabble, In Which Harry Potter Demonstrates an Inability to Learn From Experience. This is the follow up. ;)
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Never in Public
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“Seventeen times?!” Harry gaped. “In a row? How’s that even possible?”
Hermione blushed, eyes darting to Ron, but before she could reply, she was interrupted.
“It is documented that women can often achieve multiple orgasms, Potter,” Severus said silkily.
Ron, already speechless, knocked back another shot of Firewhisky, saying nothing.
“All we’ve ever managed is two, and that was with the aid of a potion...”
“Speak for yourself.” Severus looked smug and Harry’s eyes widened.
“You mean you’ve--?” Harry’s mouth abruptly snapped shut.
Severus smirked. Perhaps this would encourage Potter to finally stop talking about their sex life in public.
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Author:
alisanneWord Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for
slytherins100's challenge: #026: Seventeen and for snarry100's challenge # 109: Let's talk about sex, baby.Warning(s): The silliness continues.
A/N: I began with Questions and Answers, and
drachenmina continued it in her brilliant drabble, In Which Harry Potter Demonstrates an Inability to Learn From Experience. This is the follow up. ;)Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Never in Public
~
“Seventeen times?!” Harry gaped. “In a row? How’s that even possible?”
Hermione blushed, eyes darting to Ron, but before she could reply, she was interrupted.
“It is documented that women can often achieve multiple orgasms, Potter,” Severus said silkily.
Ron, already speechless, knocked back another shot of Firewhisky, saying nothing.
“All we’ve ever managed is two, and that was with the aid of a potion...”
“Speak for yourself.” Severus looked smug and Harry’s eyes widened.
“You mean you’ve--?” Harry’s mouth abruptly snapped shut.
Severus smirked. Perhaps this would encourage Potter to finally stop talking about their sex life in public.
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