Title: If You Have Nothing Nice to Say...
Author:
alisanne
Rating: PG
Written for
snape100's challenge: #228: Word of the day (May 10th 2008: Parsimonious)
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Beta:
eeyore9990
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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If You Have Nothing Nice to Say...
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“I understand things with Harry are going well. All reports say you’re happy together.”
Severus inclined his head. “As well as could be expected, Minerva, given our history. He remains stubborn and recalcitrant, however.”
“You’re as parsimonious as ever,” she said, pouring tea. “You’re married to him now. Don’t you have anything nice to say about your husband?”
“He’s...enthusiastic,” Severus managed, hiding a smile.
Minerva rolled her eyes. “Impossible man.”
Severus smirked. “And quite considerate,” he continued. “He even bottoms from the top so I may conserve energy.”
Minerva spewed her tea.
Severus raised a brow. “You did ask.”
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Author:
Rating: PG
Written for
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Beta:
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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If You Have Nothing Nice to Say...
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“I understand things with Harry are going well. All reports say you’re happy together.”
Severus inclined his head. “As well as could be expected, Minerva, given our history. He remains stubborn and recalcitrant, however.”
“You’re as parsimonious as ever,” she said, pouring tea. “You’re married to him now. Don’t you have anything nice to say about your husband?”
“He’s...enthusiastic,” Severus managed, hiding a smile.
Minerva rolled her eyes. “Impossible man.”
Severus smirked. “And quite considerate,” he continued. “He even bottoms from the top so I may conserve energy.”
Minerva spewed her tea.
Severus raised a brow. “You did ask.”
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