Drabble: Mister Popularity
May. 11th, 2008 04:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alisanneTitle: Mister Popularity
Author:![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
slytherins100's challenge: #026: Seventeen, and for ![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-community.gif)
snarry100's challenge # 109: Let's talk about sex, baby.
Warning(s): The silliness escalates.
A/N: It all began with my drabble Questions and Answers.drachenmina continued it in her brilliant drabble, In Which Harry Potter Demonstrates an Inability to Learn From Experience. I responded with Never in Public, to which she cleverly replied with In Which Harry Potter Demonstrates He Can’t Learn From a Book Either. It took me a while, but here's my answer. *g*
Beta:eeyore9990
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Mister Popularity
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Harry followed Severus into the shop nervously.
“Relax,” Severus murmured as the doors closed. “They’re discreet here.”
“You’ve been before?” Harry stared around.
“On occasion.”
“Gentleme... Severus!” The salesman smiled at them. “Good to see you again. How may I help?”
Severus inclined his head. “Potter requires a...toy, perhaps a number seventeen?”
The man eyed Harry, then reached into a cabinet. “Good choice.”
“Number seventeen?” Harry whispered.
The salesman smiled. “Severus was the model for it. It’s our most popular item.”
“You’ve a dildo modeled after you?!”
Severus smirked. Perhaps now Potter would believe his reputation wasn’t fabricated.
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Author:
alisanneWord Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for
slytherins100's challenge: #026: Seventeen, and for snarry100's challenge # 109: Let's talk about sex, baby.Warning(s): The silliness escalates.
A/N: It all began with my drabble Questions and Answers.
drachenmina continued it in her brilliant drabble, In Which Harry Potter Demonstrates an Inability to Learn From Experience. I responded with Never in Public, to which she cleverly replied with In Which Harry Potter Demonstrates He Can’t Learn From a Book Either. It took me a while, but here's my answer. *g*Beta:
eeyore9990Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Mister Popularity
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Harry followed Severus into the shop nervously.
“Relax,” Severus murmured as the doors closed. “They’re discreet here.”
“You’ve been before?” Harry stared around.
“On occasion.”
“Gentleme... Severus!” The salesman smiled at them. “Good to see you again. How may I help?”
Severus inclined his head. “Potter requires a...toy, perhaps a number seventeen?”
The man eyed Harry, then reached into a cabinet. “Good choice.”
“Number seventeen?” Harry whispered.
The salesman smiled. “Severus was the model for it. It’s our most popular item.”
“You’ve a dildo modeled after you?!”
Severus smirked. Perhaps now Potter would believe his reputation wasn’t fabricated.
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