Drabble: Fortuitous Accident
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alisanneTitle: Fortuitous Accident
Author:![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Snape/Potter
Written for![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-community.gif)
snape100's challenge: #234: Fanfic cliches: Gender/Body Swap
Word Count: 100 x 4
Warnings: Cliched. ;)
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Fortuitous Accident
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It was too late when Severus saw smoke rising from the cauldron. “Look out!” he called, but by then the potion was already seeping towards the flame.
The explosion, when it came, was bright, and Severus had the small satisfaction of pushing Potter out of the way before being hit in the face by hot green slime.
Upon awakening, he found Poppy hovering over him. “Poppy? What the hell happened--?”
“Mister Potter! Such language!”
Severus wrinkled his brow. “Poppy?” he tried again.
“And I have not given you leave to call me that.”
Severus groaned. Not another potions body swap!
~
“...and under no circumstances are you to tell anyone that this has happened,” Severus growled. Unfortunately, as it was in Potter’s voice, the growl was less than effective.
“Of course not,” Potter said, smiling back with Severus’ face. “I promise.”
Severus shivered. Apparently Potter’s body reacted quite unpredictably to his voice.
“See that you don’t,” Severus continued, folding his hands circumspectly over his lap and willing his prick down. It had to be the teenaged hormones...
“If I do,” Potter purred in his voice, “you can spank me.”
“Get out!”
Potter left, laughing.
He knows, Severus realized, mortified. Bloody brat.
~
Teenaged hormones wouldn’t be denied, Severus discovered. He succumbed to impulse that night. As they’d be back in their own bodies the next day, this would be his last opportunity.
He took his time, stroking Potter’s prick slowly, breath hissing as the sensations flowed over him.
When he came it was fast and explosive.
“First time?” a smoky voice asked from the shadows.
Severus jumped. “How dare you?” he managed.
Familiar laughter washed over him. “You wanked in my body,” Potter reminded him. “Only fair since I took advantage of yours.”
“You--”
“Night, Snape. Tomorrow we go back to normal.”
~
When his body returned, Severus avoided everyone, citing a headache. A three-week headache. In another week Potter would be gone, school finished, out of Severus’ life.
But he hadn’t counted on Potters’ persistence. When the Floo sounded, Severus didn’t even look up. “I’m tired, Minerva.”
“I doubt that,” Potter said.
Severus sighed. “Still spying?” he sneered.
Potter smiled. “You try my patience.”
Severus snorted. “Welcome to my world.”
“Thanks. Thought you’d never ask.”
“I didn’t mean--”
“Too late,” Potter purred, stalking closer. “I learned tons of tricks in your body. Wanna see?”
Perhaps potions accidents were fortuitous, Severus reflected later.
~
Author:
alisanneRating: R
Pairing: Snape/Potter
Written for
snape100's challenge: #234: Fanfic cliches: Gender/Body SwapWord Count: 100 x 4
Warnings: Cliched. ;)
Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
~
Fortuitous Accident
~
It was too late when Severus saw smoke rising from the cauldron. “Look out!” he called, but by then the potion was already seeping towards the flame.
The explosion, when it came, was bright, and Severus had the small satisfaction of pushing Potter out of the way before being hit in the face by hot green slime.
Upon awakening, he found Poppy hovering over him. “Poppy? What the hell happened--?”
“Mister Potter! Such language!”
Severus wrinkled his brow. “Poppy?” he tried again.
“And I have not given you leave to call me that.”
Severus groaned. Not another potions body swap!
~
“...and under no circumstances are you to tell anyone that this has happened,” Severus growled. Unfortunately, as it was in Potter’s voice, the growl was less than effective.
“Of course not,” Potter said, smiling back with Severus’ face. “I promise.”
Severus shivered. Apparently Potter’s body reacted quite unpredictably to his voice.
“See that you don’t,” Severus continued, folding his hands circumspectly over his lap and willing his prick down. It had to be the teenaged hormones...
“If I do,” Potter purred in his voice, “you can spank me.”
“Get out!”
Potter left, laughing.
He knows, Severus realized, mortified. Bloody brat.
~
Teenaged hormones wouldn’t be denied, Severus discovered. He succumbed to impulse that night. As they’d be back in their own bodies the next day, this would be his last opportunity.
He took his time, stroking Potter’s prick slowly, breath hissing as the sensations flowed over him.
When he came it was fast and explosive.
“First time?” a smoky voice asked from the shadows.
Severus jumped. “How dare you?” he managed.
Familiar laughter washed over him. “You wanked in my body,” Potter reminded him. “Only fair since I took advantage of yours.”
“You--”
“Night, Snape. Tomorrow we go back to normal.”
~
When his body returned, Severus avoided everyone, citing a headache. A three-week headache. In another week Potter would be gone, school finished, out of Severus’ life.
But he hadn’t counted on Potters’ persistence. When the Floo sounded, Severus didn’t even look up. “I’m tired, Minerva.”
“I doubt that,” Potter said.
Severus sighed. “Still spying?” he sneered.
Potter smiled. “You try my patience.”
Severus snorted. “Welcome to my world.”
“Thanks. Thought you’d never ask.”
“I didn’t mean--”
“Too late,” Potter purred, stalking closer. “I learned tons of tricks in your body. Wanna see?”
Perhaps potions accidents were fortuitous, Severus reflected later.
~
