Drabble: Bite Me
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alisanneTitle: Bite Me
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alisanne
Prompt: Written for![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-community.gif)
harryron100's challenge: Bite
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor
A/N: Ron takes Harry quite literally.
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Bite Me
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“Take a bite, Ron.”
“Er...”
“Are you sick? I’ve never seen you refuse food.”
“I’m fine...”
“What’s wrong, then?”
“Harry, you’re holding it. Won’t people think it odd if we start feeding each other by hand?”
“...”
“Don’t pout!”
“You’re ashamed of me.”
“Am not!”
“Are, too. I thought you were my best friend, but you won’t even share food-- OW! You bit me!”
“I thought that was what you wanted.”
“I wanted you to try the pudding, not chew on my finger.”
“Sorry.”
“Hmpf!”
“Will it make it better if I say you can bite me elsewhere later?”
“...”
“Thought so.”
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Author:
alisannePrompt: Written for
harryron100's challenge: BiteRating: PG
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor
A/N: Ron takes Harry quite literally.
Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
~
Bite Me
~
“Take a bite, Ron.”
“Er...”
“Are you sick? I’ve never seen you refuse food.”
“I’m fine...”
“What’s wrong, then?”
“Harry, you’re holding it. Won’t people think it odd if we start feeding each other by hand?”
“...”
“Don’t pout!”
“You’re ashamed of me.”
“Am not!”
“Are, too. I thought you were my best friend, but you won’t even share food-- OW! You bit me!”
“I thought that was what you wanted.”
“I wanted you to try the pudding, not chew on my finger.”
“Sorry.”
“Hmpf!”
“Will it make it better if I say you can bite me elsewhere later?”
“...”
“Thought so.”
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