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Title: Never Dull
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Written for [insanejournal.com profile] dracoharry100's challenge: #82 Sloth
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Authors Notes: I'll warn for a sad lack of porn.


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Never Dull

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“You said this was a high-profile case,” Draco grumbled.

“This is,” Harry replied, eyes scanning the landscape. “The creature needs to be quickly contained.”

“Or else what? It’s the slowest animal ever created.”

“Apparently this species is quite dangerous. It has sharp claws and tends to--”

Draco screamed as something dropped out of the tree and sunk claws into him.

“--drop out of trees,” Harry finished, grinning.

“Get it off!”

Harry Stunned the sloth then picked it up. “It’s cute,” he said, cuddling it.

“Fucking menace,” Draco grumbled, standing.

Harry sniggered. Having Draco as an Auror partner was never dull.

~

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