Fic: Easy Access
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alisanneTitle: Easy Access
Author:![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry really shouldn't argue with Draco about certain things.
Word Count: 135
Genre: Humor.
Warnings: None
A/N: Written forenchanted_jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge: I promise this won't hurt a bit.
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Easy Access
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“I promise this won’t hurt a bit,” Draco murmured as he finished all his adjustments. “There. Look.”
Harry inspected himself in the mirror. “No way. Not a chance.”
“Why not?” Draco, standing behind him, eyed him critically. “It suits your colouring perfectly.”
“It’s a skirt!”
“It’s called a kilt and it’s perfectly acceptable attire for men.”
“I’ll be cold.”
Draco leered. “I’ll keep you warm.”
“Oh?” Harry spun to face him, raising an eyebrow. “How’s that?”
“Once the wedding ceremony is over, I’ll find an empty room and I’ll show you,” Draco purred, leaning close. “Two words. Easy access.”
“Mm, well, in that case--” Harry sighed. “I should know better than to think I can argue with you about clothes, shouldn’t I?”
“Actually--” Draco was smirking.
“Yes?”
“You really should leave all thinking to me.”
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Author:
alisanneRating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry really shouldn't argue with Draco about certain things.
Word Count: 135
Genre: Humor.
Warnings: None
A/N: Written for
enchanted_jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge: I promise this won't hurt a bit.Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Easy Access
~
“I promise this won’t hurt a bit,” Draco murmured as he finished all his adjustments. “There. Look.”
Harry inspected himself in the mirror. “No way. Not a chance.”
“Why not?” Draco, standing behind him, eyed him critically. “It suits your colouring perfectly.”
“It’s a skirt!”
“It’s called a kilt and it’s perfectly acceptable attire for men.”
“I’ll be cold.”
Draco leered. “I’ll keep you warm.”
“Oh?” Harry spun to face him, raising an eyebrow. “How’s that?”
“Once the wedding ceremony is over, I’ll find an empty room and I’ll show you,” Draco purred, leaning close. “Two words. Easy access.”
“Mm, well, in that case--” Harry sighed. “I should know better than to think I can argue with you about clothes, shouldn’t I?”
“Actually--” Draco was smirking.
“Yes?”
“You really should leave all thinking to me.”
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