Drabble: No Complaints
Dec. 19th, 2008 01:17 pmTitle: No Complaints
Author:
alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for
snupin100's challenge #187: O, Christmas Tree
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta:
sevfan
Authors Notes: AU, humor. It's a bit of a sequel to Special Decorations, although this one can be read and understood independently.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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No Complaints
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“What the--?” Severus growled, walking into his quarters.
“I had nothing to do with it,” Remus said.
“Just last week you mentioned my lack of a Christmas tree, and now, one magically appears. Coincidence? I think not.”
Remus smiled. “I may have mentioned it to Molly.”
“Oh for--” Severus gesticulated. “Is nothing sacred? If I’d wanted a tree I would have purchased one! What am I to do with this monstrosity? Sing ‘O, Christmas tree’?”
“I’d rather we make love under it,” Remus purred. “If we do, you can sing whatever you like.”
Severus never complained about the tree again.
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Author:
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta:
Authors Notes: AU, humor. It's a bit of a sequel to Special Decorations, although this one can be read and understood independently.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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No Complaints
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“What the--?” Severus growled, walking into his quarters.
“I had nothing to do with it,” Remus said.
“Just last week you mentioned my lack of a Christmas tree, and now, one magically appears. Coincidence? I think not.”
Remus smiled. “I may have mentioned it to Molly.”
“Oh for--” Severus gesticulated. “Is nothing sacred? If I’d wanted a tree I would have purchased one! What am I to do with this monstrosity? Sing ‘O, Christmas tree’?”
“I’d rather we make love under it,” Remus purred. “If we do, you can sing whatever you like.”
Severus never complained about the tree again.
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