If you're planning on writing for me...

[alisanne]

Edited 12/27/08

Okay, so I got this idea from the brilliant lesyeuxverts00, who suggested that those of us participating in fests should put up a post with our likes and dislikes for people to use as a reference. I'm using her template, although really, I think I could simply point to her post for most of it. We do seem to agree on the fundamentals. *g*

Preferred Pairings:
Slash – Snape/Harry, Harry/Draco, Neville/Bill, Snape/Remus, Harry/Charlie, Remus/Sirius, Harry/Ron, Draco/Neville, Snape/Charlie, Snape/Bill, Lucius/Harry, Kingsley/Charlie, Kingsley/Percy, Draco/Teddy.
Het (eww, lol)– If you MUST... Snape/Hermione, Snape/Luna, Snape/Lily, Harry/Luna, Charlie/Hermione, Seamus/Hermione, Blaise/Hermione, George/Hermione, Lucius/Hermione.
Threesomes – Snape/Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Neville, Snape/Harry/Remus, Harry/Remus/Sirius, Lucius/Harry/Draco.
Characters (Gen) – Snape, Harry, Neville, Luna, Draco, Lucius, Slytherins in general, Sirius, Remus, Kingsley, Teddy.
Dislikes: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Snape/Dumbledore, Fenrir/anyone, Death Eaters being, well, death eaters.

Kinks: Humor, Snark, Plot, especially character-driven plot, mild relationship angst (jealousy, possessiveness, temporary break-ups, forced bonding, misunderstandings), cross-dressing (esp. skirts/kilts), light bondage (consensual only, please), UST, AU, hurt/comfort, tenderness, first time, wall!sex, furniture!sex, flirtation, courtship/seduction, post-Hogwarts, post-war, unusual locations, unusual post-Hogwarts careers, redemption, realistic happy endings, hopeful endings, flipped clichés, Slytherin plots and motives, Slytherin!Harry, public or semi-public sex, almost discovered sex, food smut, voyeurism, sex toys, threesomes.

Squicks: Chan under 14, incest (except for twincest), hate-sex, heavy BDSM, torture, watersports (unless you're celandineb, scat, saccharine endings, suicide and self-harm, crack unless done very delicately, non-con and dub-con, men who cry, lots of pain, unrelenting angst, non-magic AU, Infidelity, humiliation.

And, as Lyvvy says: I love AU stories, but I'm also coming to accept DH and stories that incorporate new canon – however, I have to insist that either Snape is not dead or has been brought back to life in some way, and that if Harry marries Ginny and has children with her, that he only did so because he thought his Half-Blood Prince was dead. As soon as he realizes that Snape is still alive, he's totally leaving her and going to his Severus.
I totally agree with this so I kept it. *g*

Anyway, to make it accessible I'm leaving a link to this in my links list on the side of my page and in my profile. :)

Comments

[romaine24.insanejournal.com]

reads, takes notes, WHAT? No Lucius?

Very confused...shakes head...tsk tsk.

great idea by the way

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Well crap.
*edits*
LOL.

[romaine24.insanejournal.com]

Ah, much better.

You know I was going to do this, but decided against it as I don't think I've been in fandom long enough(2 years) to narrow it down yet. I have a definite few squicks, and I have pairs I don't like writing for, but reading is another story. I am not a fan of Snarry, but I sure have read some incredible Snarry stories.

For the Mpreg exchange I wrote down some things I said I did not like to write, and sure enough the person I am writing for had some of these as her favs. I do not think I've had that much fun writing a story in awhile. So for now I will leave it open.

*I do agree with almost all of your squicks*