Fic: Sneaky Slytherin
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polar_girl that it took so long to get her birthday ficlet done. Here it is, sweetie!
Title: Sneaky Slytherin
Author:alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary: One should never discount rumours...
Word Count: 260
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
A/N: This is a very belated birthday gift forpolar_girl, who requested Snermione, prompt word: bite.
Beta:sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Sneaky Slytherin
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“Severus, what did you say to Mandy Smith?”
Severus looked up from the parchments that he was grading. “What are you on about now, Hermione?”
Hermione was agitated as she stormed in. “Why do you persist in terrifying the students? She’s afraid to make an appointment with you. Apparently, someone has been spreading the rumour that you are, in fact, a vampire.” She fixed a stern gaze on him. “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
To his credit, Severus didn’t even flinch. “I have no idea what you could be suggesting,” he said.
Hermione sighed. “Severus, she honestly thinks you’ll bite her if she is alone with you.”
Severus smirked, admiring her flushed cheeks and heaving chest. “Well, that’s just ridiculous,” he said, rising from his chair and stalking around the desk. “You, on the other hand, may be in true danger...”
A short while later, as Hermione struggled to put her robes back on, casting a Glamour on her ravaged neck, and trying to wipe the sated smile off her face, she reflected that while she might not be able to completely reassure the students about her husband's biting proclivities, perhaps she could come up with a compromise.
“Severus, what if I offer to tutor select students myself?” she said.
Severus, still flushed from their previous exertions, hid his satisfied smile. He’d known Hermione would come up with that idea eventually.
“That would be... acceptable,” he said, going back to his grading. The vampire rumour had served him well yet again.
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polar_girl that it took so long to get her birthday ficlet done. Here it is, sweetie! Title: Sneaky Slytherin
Author:
alisanneRating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary: One should never discount rumours...
Word Count: 260
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
A/N: This is a very belated birthday gift for
polar_girl, who requested Snermione, prompt word: bite. Beta:
sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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Sneaky Slytherin
~
“Severus, what did you say to Mandy Smith?”
Severus looked up from the parchments that he was grading. “What are you on about now, Hermione?”
Hermione was agitated as she stormed in. “Why do you persist in terrifying the students? She’s afraid to make an appointment with you. Apparently, someone has been spreading the rumour that you are, in fact, a vampire.” She fixed a stern gaze on him. “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
To his credit, Severus didn’t even flinch. “I have no idea what you could be suggesting,” he said.
Hermione sighed. “Severus, she honestly thinks you’ll bite her if she is alone with you.”
Severus smirked, admiring her flushed cheeks and heaving chest. “Well, that’s just ridiculous,” he said, rising from his chair and stalking around the desk. “You, on the other hand, may be in true danger...”
A short while later, as Hermione struggled to put her robes back on, casting a Glamour on her ravaged neck, and trying to wipe the sated smile off her face, she reflected that while she might not be able to completely reassure the students about her husband's biting proclivities, perhaps she could come up with a compromise.
“Severus, what if I offer to tutor select students myself?” she said.
Severus, still flushed from their previous exertions, hid his satisfied smile. He’d known Hermione would come up with that idea eventually.
“That would be... acceptable,” he said, going back to his grading. The vampire rumour had served him well yet again.
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