alisanne: (Harry_and_Ron)
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Title: Never Again
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] alisanne
Prompt: Written for [insanejournal.com profile] harryron100's prompt: Statue
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor, Mpreg impled.
A/N: Kids can be precocious.
Beta: [insanejournal.com profile] sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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Never Again

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“Papa!” Rose exclaimed.

“Yes, Rosie?” Harry said, arms full with Hugo and Lily.

“Where’s Daddy?”

“He’ll be here soon,” Harry replied. I hope.

Rose giggled. “Wanna show.”

“Show what, princess?” Harry asked, distracted.

“You and Daddy in pwivate time.”

Harry’s eyes widened, his head whipping around to see a statue of two men wrestling. Naked. He blushed as people nearby hid their smiles. “Right, well, let’s meet Daddy over by the fountain,” he said firmly.

“The one of the man peeing?” Rose asked loudly.

Despite Ron’s urging, Harry refused to go back to the museum with their children ever again.

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