Conversations with the characters

[alisanne]

So my daily_deviant fic is giving me all sorts of fits. *sigh*
I tried to sit the characters down for a chat, and here's what happened...

Author: So what is the problem? You're both Slytherins. I thought you'd be all over each other by now.
Character 1: You have not adequately explained my motivation. Why am I doing this?
Author: Er, because I want you to? And he wants you to. You like hawt boy sex, no?
Character 1: *annoyed look*
Character 2: He's always like that. you know I'm always ready.
Author: Yes, you are, bless you. So how can we get him to do what we clearly both want?
Character 1: (irritably) I am still here you know.
Author: Well you're not cooperating.
Character 1: When have I ever cooperated?
Author: Point. So what do you need from me to just jump him?
Character 1: A good reason.
Character 2: (posing) I thought just the sight of me was reason enough.
Character 1: *rolls eyes*
Character 2: Fine! I'm off to find Potter.
Author: No! he is not involved this time. It's just the two of you, all right? Look, I know you can do this.
Character 1: *glares*
Author: (exasperated) Hey, give me any more trouble and I'll make you wear leather.
Character 2: (perks) Oh, hey now that wouldn't be so bad...
Character 1: Do you have a muzzle?
Author: (rummages through prompts) Um, I've a a blindfold. Will that do?
Character 1: (snatches blindfold) I shall make it work.
Character 2: How about leather chaps?
Character 1: (dragging character 2) I am now motivated.
Author: (calls after) Great! Oh, and you can spank him, too!

Now let's see if I can make it work.
And if you can't guess who these two were then you're never read anything I've written, lol.

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*sigh*
I have a virtual party going on in my head at times, although right now the others are waiting in the wings to see what will happen with this fic. Bastards. LOL.
Let's just hope this works. ;)