Conversations with the characters

[alisanne]

So my daily_deviant fic is giving me all sorts of fits. *sigh*
I tried to sit the characters down for a chat, and here's what happened...

Author: So what is the problem? You're both Slytherins. I thought you'd be all over each other by now.
Character 1: You have not adequately explained my motivation. Why am I doing this?
Author: Er, because I want you to? And he wants you to. You like hawt boy sex, no?
Character 1: *annoyed look*
Character 2: He's always like that. you know I'm always ready.
Author: Yes, you are, bless you. So how can we get him to do what we clearly both want?
Character 1: (irritably) I am still here you know.
Author: Well you're not cooperating.
Character 1: When have I ever cooperated?
Author: Point. So what do you need from me to just jump him?
Character 1: A good reason.
Character 2: (posing) I thought just the sight of me was reason enough.
Character 1: *rolls eyes*
Character 2: Fine! I'm off to find Potter.
Author: No! he is not involved this time. It's just the two of you, all right? Look, I know you can do this.
Character 1: *glares*
Author: (exasperated) Hey, give me any more trouble and I'll make you wear leather.
Character 2: (perks) Oh, hey now that wouldn't be so bad...
Character 1: Do you have a muzzle?
Author: (rummages through prompts) Um, I've a a blindfold. Will that do?
Character 1: (snatches blindfold) I shall make it work.
Character 2: How about leather chaps?
Character 1: (dragging character 2) I am now motivated.
Author: (calls after) Great! Oh, and you can spank him, too!

Now let's see if I can make it work.
And if you can't guess who these two were then you're never read anything I've written, lol.

Comments

[snapelike.insanejournal.com]

Hah, now I'm happy I only have one character living in my head...

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*sigh*
I have a virtual party going on in my head at times, although right now the others are waiting in the wings to see what will happen with this fic. Bastards. LOL.
Let's just hope this works. ;)

[kabal42.insanejournal.com]

LOL! I'm fairly sure I know exactly who these two are. And I might just be reading that fic (if I haven't killed myself by way of exam before then).

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, these two aren't subtle. *eyeroll*
I just hope I manage to finish the thing or else no one will be reading it. LOL.

[nefernat.insanejournal.com]

Heee - I think I know the characters and this amused me muchly *giggles*

_{these conversations aren't all that foreign to me, either}

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. Sure, laugh at my pain. :P
Actually, I am SURE you know who these two are. They are quite distinctive. :)

[unbroken_halo.insanejournal.com]

LOL! Are you certain this isn't supposed to be D/s? Is the MPS spreading, my dear? *hugs*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL! I suppose it could be D/s, but only inadvertently since I definitely wasn't planning that. :P

[the_con_cept.insanejournal.com]

*dies* You know, this is a brilliant way to get the muse working again. I have all these thoughts on my current fic that I can't seem to straighten out because I haven't sat down to, you know, actually work through them. Maybe I'll do something similar and see if I can't get things to where I can work again! *hugs you* Hee! When have I ever cooperated?

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. I don't usually have to go to these lengths, but these two have been eluding me for over a week now and the fic is due in 2 days, so I had to do something drastic. And if Se Character 1 doesn't really cooperate with some damn kinky sex tonight I may yet put him in leather chaps. And nothing else. *glares at him*

*hugs back*

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

Never read? We can't have that, can we? *LOL*
Nº1 is a very brooding, dark haired, big nosed sex god; nº2 is a very blondish spoilt brat that thinks he can rule the world through his name and good looks.
Close enough? XD

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Character 2 takes exception to being called blondish and insists I inform you that he is VERY blond, thank you very much. He doesn't dispute the spoilt part, though. ;)

[arielhime.insanejournal.com]

*giggles madly* that is something that happens to me all the time... whether I want to write or do art... the characters I need don't always want to cooperate. Or when they do... they wake me up at godforsaken hours of the morning to work... oi...

*hugs*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, oh yes, been there, too. They like to try to talk to me as I'm drifting off to sleep, or when I'm in the shower. *eyeroll*

Glad to know I'm not the only insane one. *g*

[inamac.insanejournal.com]

Looking forward to this when you finally get them whipped into line...

And I feel your pain. I have just been forced to attend a huge NYE party thrown by my characters purely in an attempt to deflect me from shoving them into a bedroom to get on with it ("But dahling, we can't possibly leave our guests before the Midnight Toast.")

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LMAO.
Is it bad that I really want to read this fic? *g*

[shiv5468.insanejournal.com]

Severus always does want his motivation spelled out, I find. Lucius will drop his trousers for anything, bless himm and could well have some strong similarities with Character 2.

Can't think why.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahaha. Blood will tell as they say. ;)

[sassy_cissa.insanejournal.com]

OMG!! I just snorted my water! This is hysterical!! I really can't wait to read your d_d.

*hugs and smooched and hopes the boys are now cooperating*

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
Now I just have to hope that the fic is as entertaining as this post. ;)

[r_grayjoy.insanejournal.com]

Character 1: Do you have a muzzle?
Author: (rummages through prompts) Um, I've a a blindfold. Will that do?
Character 1: (snatches blindfold) I shall make it work.

::dies laughing::

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hehehe.
You know, I don't think the fic is this funny, sadly enough. LOL.

[fleurdeliser.insanejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

Silly. All three of you.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hey! *points to characters* It's all their fault. :P

[quite_grey.insanejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Oh, God, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

So how did it turn out for Snape and Draco? ;)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

LOL. You'll see *checks watch* sometime tomorrow! *wg*

[whatthefuckbenj.insanejournal.com]

.. hmm that sounds suspiciously like Crabbe and Goyle XD lol

(You just made me realize I have NOT a single Sev/Draco icon, not even Sev/Draco/Harry in fact.. Shall change that asap..)

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!
Crabbe/Goyle and a blindfold? Hehehehe. I think I just found next month's daily_deviant pairing. Heh.

[angela_snape.insanejournal.com]

This is hilarious ... can't wait to see the fic that comes from it

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*giggles*
The fic is nowhere near this funny, I'm afraid.
It has been posted at daily_deviant.
Thanks, sweetie!

[lesyeuxverts.insanejournal.com]

LOL, that is too funny!

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*cuddles*
Thanks, darling!

[calanor.insanejournal.com]

Well at least I'm not alone with the people in my head...


my niece's husband wanted to do hypno therapy on me.. I said sorry.. I got enough people in my head.. don't need anymore.. and I don't think you'll fit..

he asked why.. I said.. hon.. you don't swing their way..

:D

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Hahahaha!
Oh dear.

And yes, there is always either singing in my head or the demanding characters in my head. *sigh*
I guess it's good, though, since when they stop talking to me is when I run out of things to write.

[athenakt.insanejournal.com]

Rotf. Announcement: "I am now motivated." *cackles* That's so like Snape.

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

*snickers*
He is often so clear in my mind it's not funny. *glares at irascible character*
Oh well, I like him so I guess I'll have to put up with him. :)