Conversations with the characters

[alisanne]

So my daily_deviant fic is giving me all sorts of fits. *sigh*
I tried to sit the characters down for a chat, and here's what happened...

Author: So what is the problem? You're both Slytherins. I thought you'd be all over each other by now.
Character 1: You have not adequately explained my motivation. Why am I doing this?
Author: Er, because I want you to? And he wants you to. You like hawt boy sex, no?
Character 1: *annoyed look*
Character 2: He's always like that. you know I'm always ready.
Author: Yes, you are, bless you. So how can we get him to do what we clearly both want?
Character 1: (irritably) I am still here you know.
Author: Well you're not cooperating.
Character 1: When have I ever cooperated?
Author: Point. So what do you need from me to just jump him?
Character 1: A good reason.
Character 2: (posing) I thought just the sight of me was reason enough.
Character 1: *rolls eyes*
Character 2: Fine! I'm off to find Potter.
Author: No! he is not involved this time. It's just the two of you, all right? Look, I know you can do this.
Character 1: *glares*
Author: (exasperated) Hey, give me any more trouble and I'll make you wear leather.
Character 2: (perks) Oh, hey now that wouldn't be so bad...
Character 1: Do you have a muzzle?
Author: (rummages through prompts) Um, I've a a blindfold. Will that do?
Character 1: (snatches blindfold) I shall make it work.
Character 2: How about leather chaps?
Character 1: (dragging character 2) I am now motivated.
Author: (calls after) Great! Oh, and you can spank him, too!

Now let's see if I can make it work.
And if you can't guess who these two were then you're never read anything I've written, lol.

Comments

[alisanne.insanejournal.com]

Character 2 takes exception to being called blondish and insists I inform you that he is VERY blond, thank you very much. He doesn't dispute the spoilt part, though. ;)

[cblue9.insanejournal.com]

Tell character nº2 that unless he is bit less demanding, the only way he'll be getting inside Nº1's trousers is resorting to a bigger list a kinks and preceded by a visual change. Like going from Platinum Blond to Flaming Red? I heard that JK made Red hair very much IN!*LOL*